Membership Has Its Rewards:

Join The First Church of Mulder!!!

Like any non-prophet organization,
the First Church of Mulder is ALWAYS recruiting.

We need Missionaries, burning with that Missionary zeal!

We need Visionaries, burning with that Visionary zeal!

We need Dromedaries, burning with that Dromedary zeal!

Okay, basically, we need members.

Do you have what it takes?

Heck yes, but fill out the form anyway. . .

Tell us about yourself:

Name

E-mail

URL

Do you possess any of these special skills/talents/items that the First Church of Mulder needs?

large, well-managed trust fund
willingness to devote myself tirelessly to detailed study of the Mulderness of Mulder
a mean way with a cell phone
a desire to believe
certainly that the Truth will save us
CC's home phone number, so we can discuss a few little script changes with him
fairly loose grasp of reality

What do you hope to gain by joining The First Church of Mulder?

enlightenment
a quiet heart and peaceful soul
wisdom
guidance
15% discount on purchase of MulderClone

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