DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SCREEN. THIS REALLY IS McJACK. THIS REALLY IS AN UPDATE. NO REALLY. REALLY!

Well boingums on me and fry your mallets (anyone remember Timmy mallet?) for the Return of the Jack (ok, so Sean used that one t'other day...but mehk.)

BIG NEWS!!!
On the EM'S front. The band who have had 3 semi rehersals, written 1 song with music, several bits of music, and several albums worth of lyrics, plan to release a Christmas single!
T'will be a double A-side. Firstly, there will be Santa's Cellar, based around lyrics FOUND in The Vedge's french book! how lucky! The other song will be a Christmas Gangsta' Rap written by Cribble based on Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and Frosty the Snowman! The EM'S line up now includes:

Cribble: Keyboards, guitar(ish)(well maybe not) and vocals
McMEE: Guitar,  B!tchin' Backing vocals, writting music
Thom:Vocals, writting lyrics
Dante: Bass (when he can be ars*d)
McNedwin: Triangle, Backing Vocals, possible future guitarist
Vedge: Crazy Ba*d, Backing vox, possible bass and guitar
Rob Mather: guest beatboxer on the rap

anyone who wants to be involved in the musical event of the year, contact me or cribs!

on a non-musical front, news:

Busted have released a new single (non-musical ya see, geddit?)
Thomass has been giving the gift of spasms
Chili's greates hits...ahh
Estrange columnist Dante Fab's diaro is quite wondeful
Sean and Phillipa *Lis style claps*
erm

not much to write about...

oooh gasp, 36 sleeps till christmas, 22 days til the darkness II

erm
keep on boinging

McJack

Yes, I really am updating