| by Juck C - sex machine of the year 2002/03 |
| PAGE OF DOOOOM |
| Welcome to SPECIAL EDITION of my page of doooom. oo-er lol! I have made it special by going for a "chemistry green" background and this rather fun and fruity text trail. Yes, you heard me "chemistry green". Because in honour of the almighty BAMBER (who is better than Mercer ) I am going to print, exclusivly to Mcsean the complete, unabridged BAMBER DICTIONO! I will write one of his legendary phrases then maybe attempt a description of it. Not in alphabetical order... N.B- This is better if you say it all aloud in an "old" accent- get in character, doods. And here's something you can try at home: choose your favorite and make it your msn name, tatoo it to your face or just run round naked screaming it aloud, the worlds your oyster. BAMBER has "complete control" over his pupils- he's not cross eyed, hohohohoho... "Quiet everyone- that includes everyone" "Raaaather less noise please" "Chill em dowwn" "that's sheeeer bad manners" "I don't expect a violent reaction when I query, thank-you very much" "Behave yourself!" "Jack Coleman! Pull your trousers down!" - HAD to be there, honest Quotes of mindbending goofiness: "I want to spend today correcting the 2nd paper... paper 1 suppose you'd call it" - hmmmm "that's encouraging at this stage of the game" - football analogy "a thermosoftening plastic- softens" "like strands of spaghetti in abowl, cooked spaghetti that is" <B on plastic molecules "so thats my plan... on that" "from limestone you can make quicklime, commenly known as ... quicklime" "a water bath is a bath full of... water" "can you hear it fizzing, children? CAN YOU HEAR IT FIZZING!" <overexcited "one drop: good, two drop: bad" "in the middle of the earth, where it's RATHER hot" "get into groups of about..... 2" "the periodic table holds the answers to ALL questions" - quite clearly high "this is going to take as long as it takes" - (adopt american accent) well, DUH! Other exclamations and... stuff: "SO WHAT!" "at least 3... MAYBE EVEN 4!" "oooh dear" "so that's my plan... on that" "cruuuuuuude" "poooooooooooool results" "you'll probably detect a whiff of it" "to me this MOST curious" "i am easy to get along with once people learn to worship me" - this was printed on the back of his tie "ok. Gotcha!" "OH STREATH!" "manna-fac-cha" <manufacture??? "Hey! Gently does it" "rather fruuuity and present" - camp "that's a bit naughty!" - see above "kiiinetic" "YEH! WADDEVA!" ^These are the fruits of my year10 chemistry lessons- I feel so empty. The diary lives on... |