| Thom's Column |
| I am deciding to update regularly now, coz there's nothing better to do... McSean returns at last! Woo-hoo! A decent thing to be happy about at last, coz I was beginning to realise that I had left my goat tied to a tree in the pouring rain...am I still telling the same story? Right, anywhays, He has returned(again) and hopefully won't leave again and leave us to bicker over this load of...(better be careful what I say)...bright pettled flowers and whatever... McCrib and I are friends again after THE row, and soon after I presented him with a present: It was after school, 3:46:23 to be very precise, and I had a green light keyring, and decided to flash it in McCrib's eye. "Here, have a spasm!" I said, and flashed it in his eyes. He screamed with the blinding, but laughed at the same time as he had found the one-liner very funny. Weird combo. So I tried it on Dante(leg-endary man) who waited a moment before feling the pain, and then I tried it on McNedwin and McJack who completely ignored it...boring gimps. That's about it, apart from McJack saying something about Mee! in town on Saturday, and Peter Kay on Parkinson, who was, as usual, hilarii. So I leave you with a thought: Wash nothing but piles of unsaturated radiators. Next issue: Today's piece of advice returns! and in the distant future, the New, Improved column! "Booked it, packed it, f**ked off!"- Peter Kay, Phoenix Nights Thom, wishing you all a merry nighteous 17/11/03 |
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