The Vedge-table Patch
This  is not a crazy dream or maybe it is but the point is  i'm updating! No I'm not quite sure why i'm doing it either i have this wierd feeeeling i should probably keep writing and not make any sense or write anything interesting for ages and ages and ages etc.
Rather like that. i will probably update in full when i get home. if you're good. if you're nice to me. if i get through rugby without hurting to much at the end, and have enough strength  in my brain & fingers  before they throw me into my cell and  wither  DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only jorkin' !
Today's column comes courtusy of Vedge and a lot of help from The Dant.

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