Santa

Reasons Santa Is Really Evil!!

He has claws
He has a sleigh, which in also means to kill.
He wears red to mask the blood spatters.
Rearrange the letters in Santa and you get Satan.
He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you are awake, he knows if youve been bad or good. I don't know about you, but that sounds like a stalker to me.
He breaks into every house in the world and steals cookies from children.
He has a lot of different names, what is he hiding from? Why the aliases?
He abuses reighdeer on a yearly bases.
He only comes out at night and lives forever, is he a vampire?
He over works and underpays his slave labour, and those elves look a lot like children.
He punishes all the bad little children with coal, but what is his criteria for judging bad? He is the judge and jurry all by himself, that is a conflict of interest, and an abuse of power.
He can be bribed, children leave him cookies in the hope he will be in a good mood, and it works.
He runs the North Pole Mafia, he controles the supply of Christmas gifts for the whole world.
He exposes kids to the harmful effects of second hand smoke.
He uses Rudolf as a light, animal abuse.
Mrs. Clause has to stay home and make cookies, he is sexist.
All the reighndeer are male, why no female reighndeer.
Men who have beards are hiding somthing, like their true identity.
Why does he wear big black combat boots?
Where does he get all the money to run his opperation, making gifts for all the children in the world is not a cheap thing.
Santa kills many small and cute little animals to cover himself in fur. The man has a strange fetish.
"I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause!" He kissed my mommy, and he is an adulterer.