The Ninja's 5 Favorite Things To Pirate

1.  Music

C'mon... this is everybody's favorite thing to pirate.  Napster was the start of the newest revolution.  Then Morpheus appeared.  Now, Kazaa is doing its part to slap those rich SOBs in the music industry in the face.  But, Lars Ulrich and Eminem and Dr. Dre seem to think that the $300,000,000 they already have isn't enough.  Another reason why I love punk:  they tell you to download their music, they just want people to listen to them.

Thank you high speed internet!  Now, while you yuppies are standing in line and paying $9 to see the new Lord of the Rings movie, I can wait until 10 PM and take three hours and download it for free.  This is the next wave of pirating after music, but it's still second fiddle.

2.  Movies

Pretty much the same thing as with movies.  I have the first 12 volumes of Southpark on DVD, and about 40 more episodes on my computer.  Tell me how that isn't great.

3.  TV Shows

Instead of paying $65 for the new Warcraft game, you can download it and a crack for free.  That kicks ass.  Plus, you can find the classics like Wolfenstein 3D and Leisure Suit Larry.  And now, you can get emulaters and roms to play all the old school Nintendo and Sega games like Sonic and Mario.  Sweet.

4.  Games

5.  Software

I have a copy of Photoshop Plus.

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