The Ninja's Five Most Annoying Songs

1.  Baja Men - Who Let the Dogs Out

I don't really think I should have to explain myself why I think this song is so bad, but I will a little anyway. When it came out, it was instantly the most popular song in America.  Every sports arena in the country started playing it, every teenager was singing it between classes, and I was contemplating suicide.  That's how terrible it is.  Imagine wanting to gouge your eyes out, but wherever you look all you can find is plastic spoons that break when you put pressure on them.

2.  Hanson - Mmm bop

Same thing as the Baja Men.  This came out, every kid in the world fell in love with these three "boys" who look more like girls then EVERY female on the planet.  "Hey, here's some transvestites, let's look to them to be our idols for the next six months."  Hanson becoming popular is absolute proof of how stupid our country can be. "Mmm bop, mmm bop, mmm bop..."  Those just have to be the hardest lyrics to think of in the history of music.  I mean, if that can become popular, I'll get rich off of "Hey now, hey now, hey now..."  Hell, I don't even have to use real words, "Zicky-wicky, zick wick, Zabby, Vabby, ROO!"  GIVE ME MY CHECK!!!

3.  The Macarana

Not only was this a TERRIBLE TERRIBLE song, but an even worse dance came along with it.  Why was that so bad?  Because every female on the planet loved the song, and loved the dance even more.  Now, just to get a piece of ass, a guy had to listen to the entire song.  And to get a good piece of ass, some guys even had to DO the dance.  I'm excluding all gay guys, by the way.  They, like women, loved the dance. Your next question has to be "Why is this only number 3, intead of 1, since it has a dance with it too?"  Well, that's simple.  I have no idea who sang the song.  If I knew, then The Macarana would be the most annoying song EVER!.

4.  Eminem - Without Me

The first thing that makes this song so annoying (which should be obvious) is that it's Eminem.  Buy why is this song so much more annoying then all his other songs?  Because this is the first song that truly showed his true colors.  This is the song that came right out and said "HEY!  Look at me, I'm here to take it up the ass and do anything MTV tells me to because I'll do anything for more money!  I don't care about my image or my music, just as long as I get another check!"  Hell, right in the song he says "this looks like a job for me because every needs some controversy" or something like that.  That in itself says that MTV told Eminem to say something that will make the country disgusted with him, and if he does it then he'll make more money. But, since you all know my undying hatred of Eminem, why is this number 4, and not 1 or 2?  Becasue if I screw with the equilizer, then I can drown out all the vocals and have just the beat blaring out of my stereo.  Well, I could do that if I allowed crappy music in my stereo, that is.

5.  ANY COUNTRY SONG

All country songs suck and they're all annoying.  In fact, it's so bad, that the only way they can make people listen to country music is by making it closer to Pop music (Britney Spears, N'Sync), only someone forgot to tell them that POP MUSIC SUCKS TOO!!!

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