| 1. CSI - This shit is beyond cool. If you like forensics this shit is for you. Also, for those of you who like to stay mainstream, it is TV's #1 most-watched show. |
| 2. Pardon the Interruption - Basically it's two guys, one white and one black (of course there's a black man) arguing over sports topics. The only bad part of the show is that it's 30 minutes long and you have to sit through Around the Horn to see it. |
| 3. Sportscenter - Now if you aren't a man who sports two balls and 9 iron then I can see why you would not like this being on the list. But ladies let me tell you one thing, when Sportscenter is on you had better be sucking or be quiet! |
| 4. King of Queens - A fat man married to a skinny woman (WTF?) works for a delivery service and has a knack for being overweight and funny. If you have not seen King of Queens and want to imagine the fat guy; just picture Marty Beck pregnant. |
| 5. The Sopranos - I'm gonna whack your sack guido if you don't agree with this one. What guy doesn't like the f-ing Mafia? The only reason this isn't higher is because it's on HBO and they haven't been showing any mother-explicitive re-runs of the 4th season. |