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joke: THE FISHING TRIP - Submitted by M G

A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings.

Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation...

(She is speaking in a cheery voice)

"Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye bye." She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"

"Oh" she replies, "that was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."

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Going to Timbuktu (PG13)- Submitted by B Adams

Robert Frost and an avid fisherman died on the same day and proceeded to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter met them, telling both that Heaven was overcrowded that day and one of the would have to wait to enter Heaven.

The one who would get to enter, would pass a test, which was to compose the best poem, that rhymed with the city of Timbuktu.

Robert Frost being an eminent Bard, thought for a moment, and
recited marvelous prose all rhyming with Timbuktu.

Hearing the poem, St. Peter said, “Mr. Frost you have surely won!”

However, the fisherman, protested to have a chance, to which St. Peter agreed.

After a bit the fisherman recited this poem.

Tim & I a fishing went,
And we spied three women in a tent.
We were not quite sure just what to do.
So I bucked one,
And Tim bucked two.

The Fisherman got in!

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