This year, the band
journied to Disney World to perform, and it was awesome. We played in
Epcot one morning, and spent the rest of the week running around in
the parks and just having a blast. Here's a condensed version of my
trip to the "happiest place on earth".

The trip was an
absolute joy and a lot of the really memorable moments happened
outside of the park, be it on the bus on the way down, at our hotel,
at the Friendly's next door, the Mercado shopping plaza, or the
Golden Corral. What you'll see here are snapshots from Disney only.
It's just a tiny scrap of a wonderful vacation, but it's what I've
got to share. And not in any real order.

This is Andy and
Lisa hunching up on a monkey carving outside the Bug's Life show in
Animal Kingdom. The show was really awesome. You get stinked by a
stink bug, squirted by a poisonous spider, stung by a bee, and
insects crawl under your rear-end. It's great.

This is in Epcot,
the day we performed. From left to right we have: Lisa, Ali, BJ,
Nate, Justin, Tiffany, and Shawn, I believe (I don't really know
him). Lisa, Ali, and I had just come out of the Japanese
pavillion where we heard one of the songs we had performed (we did a
ten song set from all these different countries and our Japanese
song--aptly titled "Japanes Tune"--happened to be playing in the gift
shop while we were in there. It was weird). The three of us were
hanging out and the other five were too and we ran into each other
(it's amazing how many people we actually managed to run into in a
park that big...it's kind of cool) and I took a few pictures. BJ was
running around pretending he had sun stroke and using a hillbilly
accent and had all of us laughing.

Nate then took a
group picture with me in it, and everyone else had exactly the same
pose except for Lisa and Ali, and I was new in the pictures, so here
we are.

Okay, I think
just about every girl has a picture somewhere of themselves and two
other girls being Charlie's Angels: here's mine. It's Kim, Sunshine,
and I in the gift shop outside the Extra TERRORestrial ride in the
Magic Kingdom. We played with the wigs for a good twenty minutes, and
then we got Zack to snap some pictures us off posing. I would've
bought the blonde wig, but the red hat that was attached to it was
just too ugly to pay for.

Here's Ethan in his
trademark bright green shirt. When Zack, Kim, Sunshine, and I were in
line for the Big Thunder Mountain coaster we looked out the window
(we heard Lisa screaming from the ride--her voice is distinctive and
it carries) and suddenly we see this flash of green and we're all
like, "There's Ethan!" Anyway, this particular picture was taken just
outside the Magic Kingdom. Our band was trying to decide if we wanted
to go back to the hotel or not (it's a fun place, but after six
hours, it gets to a be a little bit much. Though Jon enjoyed it...he
stayed late and rode Space Mountain four consecutive times at
10p.m.).

This is from the
"safari" in Animal Kingdom. I hated it. It was so cheap, so
Disney, I couldn't stand it. Instead of just driving around and
showing you animals, they had to throw in some "stunts" like a
"shaking bridge" and "poachers" and stupid shit like that. It made me
so mad. If you go there, skip the safari. The rest of Animal Kingdom
is a lot better.

Another picture from
the safari, and this one's of hippos. There was one funny moment on
the ride. Our driver was telling us about this bird that could grow
to be five feet tall or something, and Ali suddenly exclaims, "That's
taller than you, Lisa!" And the driver started laughing so hard he
had to shut off his microphone.

This was sort of an
accident. Once again, Lisa, Ali, and I were walking around and
we ran into another group of people we knew. We started talking and
Sarah got bored with it or something (she's the girl in the white
tank top and red skirt) and sat down on this fake pile of ice near
the Coke pavillion. This Disney employee spotted that and told us all
to get up there and he'd take our picture. From left to right on the
top row we have Elisabeth, Lisa, Ali, and I. On the bottom, we have
Melissa, Sarah, and Ellen.

Okay, this is me
looking like I'm trying to do karate or something but I was just
attempting to get my camera back from Lisa. That's Kyle with
photoshock in the background. The bikini top I'm wearing fluoresces
under black light, and Disney is damn fond of black lights. The
Enchanted Tiki Room (something Sunshine made us go into, and it's SO
cool. Highly reccommended), The Haunted Mansion, Space Mountain,
Splash Mountain...so I had glowing boobs all over the park. It was
awful, but it was about 100 degrees out: too hot to be anything but
naked. Kim and I were walking around in our swimsuits, but
Sunshine wouldn't. She felt exposed, even though she had a one piece.
Oh well...if she wants heat stroke, she can have it.

Jon always takes an
interesting picture. He's wearing the 3D glasses for the Bug's Life
ride in this one.

This is Lisa and I
playing in these little fountains that come shooting out of the
ground. If you'll notice, everyone else in our vacinity is under the
age of eight.

This is Kim,
Sunshine, and Zack. I think this was in the Magic Kingdom, but
I'm not sure. The shirt Kim is wearing says "Disney Magic Music
Days" and everyone in our band got one--along with a pin--right
after our concert.

This is Kim and Zack
on the backstage ride in MGM. Kim is going out with Brian, and Zack
is going out with Jen, and Brian and Jen are brother and sister, so
Kim and Zack bonded a little over this trip, comparing notes on the
syblings.

This is Mandy and
Kim, about two seconds earlier or later than the previous picture.
That was a fun ride. They have this one part where they select two
people from the audience to put on fishermen outfits and pretend
they're in a war scene, and I happened to be chosen. We were all
standing in line, and this Disney official asked us where we were
from and why we were they, and then asked if any of us were willing
to be a part of the show. Henry and I volunteered immediately. They
took us out back and dressed us up. I had to be the Captain and
pretend to shoot with pretend guns (I felt like an ass, but hey), and
then I got to pull a lever to drench Henry (which was fun). He was
the Skipper and had to stand in this little cabin boat that rocked
back and forth, and then he got to push a button that fired a
"torpedo" at me and subsequently drenched me. I wasn't paying
attention at that point in the show anymore, and I had taken off my
hood. The announcer was blathering on about something and I was
staring off into space and suddenly I see Henry pushing this button,
and the announcer leans over and says, "You might want to put your
hood back up," and then ran away. It was so fun. I think Kim got it
all on video.

This is Kyle and
Lisa outside the Magic Kingdom, at about the same time I took
the picture of Ethan.

This is Lisa in her
sexy black dress she bought at the Mercado indoor/outdoor shopping
center with Danielle and I. On a separate night, Lisa, Ali, and I all
bought really cheap tropical dresses and wore them back to the hotel.
Laura took a picture of the three of us in our dresses, sipping the
drinks we'd bought at the little cafe thing next to the hotel pool,
and Lisa has it on her mirror. Laura had it on her wall, but she
moved to Wisconsin (very sad), so maybe it's on her wall there. I
should borrow it from Lisa and scan it.

Another picture from
that damn safari. This is a rhino, and like I said, the ride
sucked. The animals were cool, but then they had to throw in an
animatronic guy waving from a plane and a Disney employee that
couldn't act for shit and it just ruined it.

This is not at
Disney World, but at Blizzard Beach, which is sort of an extension of
Disney. It's a kickass water park, but it was pretty chilly out the
day we went to it. We're Vermonters, so we got wet anyway. There's
this wonderful moat that runs around the whole thing and serves as a
great mode of transportation from ride to ride (we swam through the 1
1/2 foot deep water most of the day on the way to and from rides),
and there's a life guard just about every four feet, and one asked us
how on earth we could be in there on such a cold day. We replied
simply, "We're from Vermont." And we had at least three feet of snow
on the ground when we left home. I reccommend this park to
everyone...so cool. There's these awesome enclosed slides with purple
lights inside them that you go down on little tubes or mats or
something and a group of us were in line for it. Jon gets in there
and you hear him, about three octaves higher than his usual voice,
screaming, "Oh my Gooooooooooooddddddd!" and it drifted off. We all
knew he was joking so we started laughing like crazy, but this little
girl behind me that was about eight just wisely smiled, "He's a first
timer." We laughed at her, too. It was such a fun place. There's this
slide called Summit Plummet and it's SO scary, but you have to do it
once. It's essentially a verticle drop that's about fifty feet or
something and they have you cross your legs and arms for very good
reasons. Before I got on it, Nate told me, "Be sure to keep your
legs crossed or else you'll have an atomic wedgie like nothing you've
ever felt before." Well, I tried to keep them crossed, but
you're going about 90 mph, and there's water, and before you know it,
your leg are open and there's a water rocket shooting up your ass.
When I got to the bottom, my whole backside hurt. I had like
water burn on the exterior and the entire lower half of my swimsuit
was up my ass. And they're shorts! You'll not want to do it twice,
but it's an experience to live to tell about. Oh yeah...the picture.
In the back, we have--I think--Emily, Zack, Jessica, and Sarah. In
the front, it's Kristin, Suzette, and I.

Back to Disney. This
is me in Epcot wearing a sombrero. I was just trying it on, but Lisa
started going into hysterics and insisted that she take a picture. I
should've bought it, it was huge.

This is Kim and
Sunshine, showing off their temporary tattoos.

This is the (fake)
Tree of Life in Animal Kingdom. The Bug's Life ride is inside
it.

Sunshine in a wig
she actually bought.

Well, this is Zack.
He, Kim, Sunshine, Mandy, and I had just had a very funny and
interesting lunch and Kim had taped us doing all kinds of crazy
stuff, but she kept missing the really good parts. Just when she shut
off her camera, Zack ran over and straddled this pole and made the
funniest expression. Anyway, when he graduated a few months ago,
I made him a card and put this picture on the front of it. Jen,
who didn't go on the trip, asked what it was, and he said, "That's me
humping a pole." She got this really disturbed, amused look on her
face and said, "I shall never know the true extent of what went on
during that trip."

This is Zack and
Sunshine looking at/taking pictures of the little ducklings that were
down in the water below. I think this was in Magic
Kingdom.

Well, there it is:
our sign.

Here we are, coming
on stage, and Tiffany's making a face at my parents.

We're seated and
playing. I recently got the video of the performance and I think we
sounded great. The only thing is occasionally you see heads pop up in
front of the camera because people are leaving. Oh well...it's Disney
World, you can't blame them. But we sounded damn good for a little
Vermont band in pathetic "uniforms".

Here's Lisa
announcing our program. Between each song, she recited Doc's intros
about each of the pieces and their composers. Unfortunately, she had
laryngytis while we're in Florida so she sounds a little hoarse on
the video.

And our bows. Yes,
there's what remains of our audience standing and
applauding.

Here's our group
photo that cost about $15 or something. We had to get up extremely
early to be there (we went to breakfast at the Golden Corral
[where we went every morning] and it wasn't even open
yet), and the sun was glaring in our eyes the whole time. We're all
microscopic in the picture, but sure enough, you can see the Epcot
Ball and Cinderella's Castle.

And here we are
strolling away from the stage. That's Doc grinning madly at the front
left, and a Disney rep to his right.

That's Lisa, me, and
Sunshine leaving.

This is me, Ali, and
Lisa after we got a chance to change out of our concert garb.

This was taken on a
ride in Animal Kingdom...Countdown to Extinction, I believe is the
name. It's an awesome ride and there's this big dinosaur that jumps
out at you and there's a flash and they take your picture. We went on
it twice to pose the second time around. In the background, you see
complete strangers. In the second row, from left, there's Jon, Lisa,
and some strangers. In the front, it's Andy, Henry, me, and Ali. Jon
wanted to do a see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil thing, but it
never materialized. Instead, he's feigning terror, Lisa's doing moose
ears, Andy and Henry look bored, I'm pondering, and Ali's waving.
This one set me back about $12.

On the way back from
Florida, I rode home with my parents and we stopped in Savannah and
parts of Virginia. I had a great time, but I missed riding home
on the bus. It sounds like hell, but it was actually really fun.
Picture this: it's about three in the morning, everyone on the bus is
glowing from the green lights above and there are legs and arms and
blankets everywhere. And then you stop at a rest stop and amble off
the bus in your pajamas and "Tequila" is playing in the lobby: it's
so cool. Anyway, my adventure with my parents:



This is at South of
Border in Virginia or something. It's a horrible, filthy place that
leaves you feeling gross and tainted. We all posed with the
gorilla.

This is the hat shop
in South of the Border.

And we're still in
the hat shop.

This is in Disney
World, but it goes along with the hat theme.

This is Forsyth Park
in Savannah. We went to Savannah because Mom and I had both read
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil and loved
it.

This is Mercer
House, where Jim Williams lived. If you haven't read the book/seen
the movie (which is bad), you won't understand.

This is a statue
from the fountain in Forsyth Park.

As we were walking
away from Mercer House, I happened to notice this little lizard
on the gate. I wish we had wild lizards up here.

This is one of the
apartments Joe Odom stayed at and threw his never-ending parties
in.

In the center of
this picture you can see Mom in a white tank top. I just thought it
looked amusing.

This is at a
restaurant called Clary's...the author of Midnight in the Garden
of Good and Evil ate there and included it in the book. This is
their idea of a vanilla shake: it was huge. The place was good, and
that's Lin's hand moving in on my whipped cream.

We visited some
friends in Florida on the way up: Seal and Bill. This is Bill on
their dock out back.

This is Lin, Seal,
and I, on the dock. Look at how marvelously green and lush it
is...

This is Seal and the
ice cream man. He went by the neighborhood a few times and the music
was making us crazy, and I don't know how he stays sane. But we all
got ice cream and it was fun.

This is Lin and
I talking to Seal (right in orange pants) out in front of their
house.

This is Mom and I in
the Virginia Museum of Fine Arts. We like to tell people it's our
living room. We were there to see the Fabrege display they had,
because Lin's a big Russian history buff and loves the Romanovs and
has always wanted to see an egg.
