Pat moved to Wisconsin last
year, and now he's in college in Canada so he'd be far away now
anyway, but I like this site so I'm keeping it.
Yes, that's right. The ever
entertaining, humorous, generous, and all around nice guy Patriquo is
moving away. As a tribute, we have the "Farewell, Patriquo!" page to
remember the good times...whether that be walking the streets of
Quebec, having a waterfight, listening to "Fat-Bottomed Girls" on the
way back from Wal*Mart, flipping Lisa upside down in his pool
(multiple times), goofing off in journalism, or joking around at the
prom, there have been so many good memories with Pat, and he'll be
sorely missed.
A sampling of Pat in action
on MSN...
Pat says:
Well, we'll really make it
'capital' punishment. First, broadcast every execution on national
tv. something like, fox: the world's deadliest executions.
Pat says:
We'll have GW ther wearing a
nehru jacket and an eyepatch.
Pat says:
sitting in a swivel chair
holding a chihuahua.
Meagan says:
lol...as opposed to those
not-so-deadly executions. I think they had one of those in Florida a
few years back.
Pat says:
He'll speak slowly and
diablolically to introduce the criminal.
Meagan says:
I like the Bush image.
Giggles might follow, though.
Pat says:
And then they'll put the
accused in a James Bondesque death situation. like dropping him into
a pit of male kodiak bears in heat.
Pat says:
and following the bond rules,
the accused will escape!
Meagan says:
Oooh...painful.
Pat says:
so no innocent people get put
to death, and we make a killing on TV ratings!
Pat says:
whaddya think?
Meagan says:
I like it. It's sort of
modern Roman thing.
Pat says:
yeah.
Pat says:
and no one gets
hurt.
Meagan says:
But what about actual
criminals that should be put to death?
Meagan says:
Would Bush exclaim, "Foiled
again!" after every episode?
Pat says:
yes!
And a really sad thing we did
once...we spoke only in Eric Clapton lyrics/titles for a good five
minutes...(I'm Prestidigitator, by the way)...
Prestidigitator
says:
So how was the evening with
'X'? Not that it's any of my business.
Pat says:
before or after we shot the
mayor?
Prestidigitator
says:
After.
Prestidigitator
says:
And I don't get the
joke...
Pat says:
i dont either
Prestidigitator
says:
Now I don't feel so
bad.
Pat says:
i shot the sheriff
though
Prestidigitator
says:
Did you shoot the
deputy?
Pat says:
I did not shoot your
deputy
Prestidigitator
says:
Okay. That's not so bad
then.
Pat says:
Yeah.
Prestidigitator
says:
Did she?
Pat says:
Layla would be pissed if she
knew.
Prestidigitator
says:
No. She'd just be doing
cocaine.
Pat says:
but She's all right, She's
allright
Pat says:
Man this is all too much, I
need to go unplug
Prestidigitator
says:
And she's got me on my
knees.
Pat says:
Laylaaaa?
Prestidigitator
says:
We are really sad. No one
else would get this.
Pat says:
Oh I don't know...
Pat says:
they might, if they saw us in
heaven
Pat says:
We must be strong, and carry
on meagan
Prestidigitator
says:
lol
Pat says:
and tell willie brown while
you're at it
Pat says:
Otherwise I may gently weep,
my guitar too
Prestidigitator
says:
Are you feeling wonderful
tonight?
Pat says:
very
Pat says:
Like i'm some sort of
Queen
Pat says:
its some kind of
magic....
Prestidigitator
says:
I've been trying all night
long just to talk to you.
Pat says:
awww....
Pat says:
that's so sweet.
Pat says:
well go ahed then
Prestidigitator
says:
Well, lay down, Sally, and
then I will.
Pat says:
ok
Pat says:
that whole clapton thing was
a tad dragged out...
Pat's
Quotable Quotes:
"He'd jump on anything in a
skirt, short of a Scotsman."
In response to my question,
'if we put two of the hydras (from our biology class) together, would
they reproduce sexually instead of asexually?':
"Only if you dipped them in
hormones and played 'Let's Get it On'."
In response to the comment,
'The reason guns are killing people is because people are using them
without taking Hunter Education.':
"There's no Hunter Education
in the ghetto."
Talking about Gore voters
losing interest in the Florida recounts:
"This is the USADD...God bless
AmeriHEY! A bird!"
Pat-related
links on my site...
The
Canada Trip
Weird,
Aimless, Humorous Ramblings by Pat
Band Names:
Pat and I have this
thing where we come up with band names. Here are some good
ones...
Partial Scum (it's even my
e-mail address)
Bazooka Groove
Cynical Cow
Spoon Fed
Other People's Basements (my
favorite)
Pickle Smoker (from a dream I
had)
Average Wang (Pat's
favorite)
Transparent
Chocolate
Rubbing Clams
Hydrogen Jukebox (a line from
"Howl")
Rococo Injection
Meat and Potatoes
Meniscus
Lazy Susan
Lipid Disco
Milt (fish sperm. . .look it
up)