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| POEMS Queen Armadillo Queen Armadillo, from the planet Taboo, will grow up to marry, you-know-who? She could be the mother. of a sister or brother. Will we have to find out in part 2? SLOBBA THE MUTT This dog is not fat, he's big boned, And his temper is worse than Capones's Take down his order Make a run for the border. 'Cause he can't get his butt off the throne! ANTEATER DIRTWALKER "I can't get it out of my head" Said anteater, with feelings of dread. "The "Menace" is hot, but no matter the plot. by episode 6 I'll be dead." GOATA "Big part in the prequel me got. Me Goata the color of snot. But frank, must I be. A puppet? Not me! A hand in my butt, I think not!" DARK MOLE This mole is ugly as sin, and the dark side can never win. He'll make him lots of money. But by George, he's no dummy. All the way to the bank he will grin. DARK GATOR There once was a gator from space. That was destined to fall from grace. He lost half his hide. When he joined the dark side. But it made a real nice suitcase. |
| FARCE WARS, is also called ' The Fantom Meanies' It is a limited edition collection of six parodies of the "Star Wars Characters" They were limited to 25,000 and each Meanie is individually tagged and numbered. The Farce figures are a little larger than the normal Meanie and the quality and detailed workmanship is outstanding.. |
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| FARCE WARS |
| SOME ACTUAL "STAR WARS" FIGURES |
| SOME ACTUAL "STAR WARS" FIGURES |
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