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MALLARD  STERN # 10064

There is a mallard we are going to mock,
although we all listen to this shock jock.
He shoots off his beak
About sex. gas and freaks.
We must admit he really does rock.

MICK  JAGUAR # 10062

This cat gets quite a reaction,
though he growls he gets no satisfaction.
If he sticks with the stones,
he may break some bones.
His lips still get lots of action.
JERRY  STINGER # 10065

Every day the Meanies tune into Jerry's show.
It's their favorite time of day, you know?
Each day they catch their buzz,
when they see what the Stinger does,
Tune in and don't miss a singlt blow!
DENNIS  RODMANTIS # 1006?

His hair has been red, green, orange and taupe.
Some like to dis him, some think he's dope.
Though he dresses in drag,
many rebounds he'll snag.
A new wedding dress is his biggest hope.
QUACK  NICHOLSON # 10061

This shining stars name is Quack.
With his axe he knows to attack.
He has no regrets,
he's as good as it gets.
If you can't handle the truth, you don'know jack!
Moodonna  # 10060

Like a bean bag (Whoo!) stuffed for the very first time.
Her music is great, but her acting's a crime.
Now check out those utters,
she's the talk of all mudders.
This material cow's way past her prine!
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