14 ways to annoy people....

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom (don't disguise your voice).

3. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.

4. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with it.

5. Put your trash can on your desk and mark it "IN".

6. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

7. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For sexual favors".

8. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with prophecy".

9. Don't use any punctuation.

10. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

11. Ask people what sex they are.

12. Specify in the drive-through window that your order is "to go".

13. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their parties because you're not in the mood.


AND THE FINAL WAY TO ANNOY PEOPLE...

14. Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book even if they sent it to you or have asked you not to send them stuff like this.