The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to
prove that they are the best at apprehending
criminals. The President decides to give them a
test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each
of them has to catch it.


The CIA goes in. They place animal informants
throughout the forest. They question all plant and
mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive
investigations they conclude that rabbits do not
exist.


The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads
they burn the forest, killing everything in it,
including the rabbit and they make no apologies.
The rabbit had it coming.


The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later
with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
'Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit.'