A fireman is working the engine outside the station whe he notices a little girl riding down the sidewalk in a little red wagon. The wagon has little ladders hanging off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The little girl is wearing a fire fighters helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her Dog and her Cat. The fireman walks out to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," he says admiringly. "Thanks, Mister Fireman," the little girl says. The fireman looks closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon rope to the dogs collar and also to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner," the fireman says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie the rope around the cat's callor I think you could go faster." The little girl replies sweetly, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."