The Outhouse Story


Ma and Pa were two hillbillies living in Arkansas out on the farm up in
the hills. Pa has found out that the hole for the
outhouse is full. He goes in the house and tells Ma he doesn't know
what to do empty the hole. Ma says, "Why don't you
go ask the youngun down the road???. He must be smart because he is a
college graduate." So Pa drives down to the
neighbors. He ask him " Mr. College graduate, my hole for the outhouse
is full and I don't know
what to do to empty it." The youngun tells him, " Get yourself two
sticks of dynamite, one with a short fuse and one with
a long fuse. Light them both under the outhouse. The first one will go
off and shoot the outhouse in the air. The second one
will then go off and spread the poop all across your farm and fertilize
your ground. The outhouse will then come back
down to the same spot and you will have an empty hole for the outhouse."
Pa thanks the neighbor and picks up two sticks
of dynamite at the hardware store, one with a short fuse and one with a
long fuse. He goes home and puts them under the
corner of the outhouse. He lights them and then runs behind a tree. All
of a sudden, Ma comes running out of the house and
into the outhouse!! BOOM!! Off goes the first stick of dynamite and
shoots the outhouse in the air. BOOM!! Off goes the
second stick of dynamite and spreads the poop all across the farm. The
outhouse comes crashing back down on the hole.
Pa races to the outhouse,! throws open the door and asks, "Ma, are you
alright??!!" As she pulls up her pants she says,
"Yeah, but I'm sure glad I didn't fart in the kitchen."