It was this really hot day and this penguin was
having car trouble, so he took it into a garage.
The penguin asks, 'How long will it be?'
The mechanic says,' Just a few minutes.'
So the penguin decides to go get an ice cream at
the grocery store across the street. When the
penguin gets there he climbs inside the big
freezer door and starts to eat ice cream.
Three hours go by before the penguin looks at his
watch and jumps out of the freezer and races back
to the garage. With ice cream all over his face
and his stomach he says, 'So, how's my car?'
The mechanic comes walking out wiping his
hands on a rag and says, 'Looks like you blew a
seal.'
The penguin says, 'No, No, NO, I was just eating
ice cream.'