Just a few things to ponder.........

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train
stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use................Perhaps toothpicks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to them?
Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Clones are people two.
No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning?