Our trip to Morcambe may be the strangest day of our lives. It was a boring day at Meathop when we came up with the suggestion "Fuck it dude, lets go bowling". So we did, to Morcambe.
We got to the bowling lanes and there were no lanes spare so instead of wasting money getting to Morcambe for nothing we decided to the cinema but what a suprise there was nothing on. So we went to the chippy, a very strange chippy, which seemed like we were going to be killed at any moment. After passing a strange jogger we went to the bus stop, where to our suprise, was a random drunken old woman. Who danced and sung. She stole chips and called us strange names. I quote "YOU WERE IN THAT BAR, THE MAN DRESSED AS A WOMAN WHO DANCED ON THE TABLE,......NO YOU WEREN'T, .....NEITHER WAS I.." and so on. She later walked off leaving her cider.
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