Oh, that Mr Cafeteria, he's quite the jackass. This week it wasn't just a simple lure, say like a cookie or extra meat on a sandwich. No, that master of the obese went full tilt and managed to serve up banana pudding and giant slices of yellow cake with chocolate icing. I think I've eaten so much of both I've actually turned yellow.
Perhaps next week will be better. Hope all is well out there with everyone.
Clay "oh, maybe just one more double-helping" Berry