Quotes
You see, I used to have really deep, meaningful quotes from philosphers, scientists and geniuses, the greatest minds of our century. But I got bored of that crap, so now I'm just posting funny things that I, my friends, or anyone else I think is cool say. Bon Apetite.

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"Ashley, there aren't any rules when you're fighting in real life. You see, I can kick you in the balls until you bleed from the eyes"
-Me

"Who put a @#@!ing balloon in the *@#$@ing trashcan?"
- Ozzy Osbourne

"Why in the world do you think we're here? Surely not to live in pain and fear."
-John Lennon

"Counter-Strike is totally realistic up to the point where you can learn to be invisible."
- Sean

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."
-John Lennon

"A true patriot is extremely concerneed about the left wing bias in the media after hearing it on TV and radio from Bill O'Reilly, Newt Gingrich, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Michael Savage, Pat Buchanan, Monica Crowly, Ann Coulter, Ollie North, G. Gordon Liddy and Joe Scarborough."
-MAD Magazine

"Tony, why are you smoking? You're just putting holes in your ego bucket.... fuckin' crackhead."
-Clay Beatty

"Fucking Ben"
-John Anderson

"Mi gusta automobile de los accion!!!!!!1"
-Sean Cameron