Join Me on the Dark Side... of the Farce!, Part 1

Brothers' Keeper

<MaxSK> Uh...  I guess I'll have Dark Razor out of uniform and out... doing something.
*** MaxSK is now known as DarkJake
<DarkJake> ((<DarkJake> ::is out stealing candy from babies and removing those little tags from mattresses::))
<JessieSK> ((ok.. and RPG on!! ::flips the light switch::))
<JessieSK> ((::DIES!!!!!!::))
<JessieSK> ::is back at HQ target practicing::
<JessieSK> ((<Lightswitch> ::something blows up inna distance:: <Jessie> AIY!! ::flips another one:: dere... should at least color them different colors!!))
<DarkJake> ::iiiiiisss.... presumably up front filling out forms for Salvage Yard work::
<JessieSK> ((hmm they back in their world?))
<DarkJake> ((No, in this world. He's pretending to be the usual Jake and providing a distraction so his T-Bone can steal... weapons or something from HQ.))
<JessieSK> ((ah.. allright... HQ? as in Enforcer HQ?))
<DarkJake> ((Yeah.))
<JessieSK> ((<Jake> my own wittle T-Bone!!!! YAY!!))
<DarkJake> ::as he writes out a form, tries to ignore the Enforcer commenting on him growing a beard::
<DarkJake> ::as he's got that scruffy, unshaven look::
<JessieSK> ::loads her gun anew holsters it goes goes goes.. uhm mun's not sure..::
<DarkJake> There.
<DarkJake> ::slides the form to the guy::
<Guy> Aren't you a little early this week?  You usually come on Thursday...
<JessieSK> ::goes to check her chopper as Feral will need to be flown somewhere later on...mun *is* winging it..::
<DarkJake> ::shrugs::  Gotta few things planned Thursday...
<Guy> Right, right... Well... You'll need to take that form down the hall to Room B-14..
<DarkJake> Got it. ::goes::
<DarkJake> ::just needed an excuse to be wandering around... starts asking every Enforcer in sight where B-14 is::
<Feral> ::is in his office..throwing darts at the SK's pic...they managed to catch another villain making him look bad..Manx is thinking of putting the SK's in charge of Enforcers::
<DarkJake> ::finding that doesn't confuse them enough, starts saying stuff like "So and so said he wanted to see you."::
<DarkJake> ::knows enough names as he *was* an Enforcer once too::
<JessieSK> ::sighs..taps her claws onna panel as she waits for da elevator::
<DarkJake> ::has told about seven kats that Feral wanted to see them... mwahaha::
<DarkJake> ((<Feral> Go away!  I'm busy!  ::as they all start knocking on his door::))
<JessieSK> ((<Feral> ::Gets 100 + enforcers in his office....:: <1> uh a guy said you wanted to se me.. <all others> ::nods: <Feral> wha???? ::blinks:: what guy? Manx?))
<DarkJake> ((<Feral> ::seeing that they aren't leaving... quickly puts away his dart board and turns off the TV... it was showing Scaredy Kat::))
<JessieSK> ((DIES!!!))
<DarkJake> ((ROFL!))
<DarkJake> ::heads past the elevator where Jessie is::
<DarkJake> ::doesn't notice her::
<JessieSK> ((ROFL...<Feral> ::is reading a copy of Playkat magazine...which is why he doesn't wanna see anyone...::))
<JessieSK> ((shall she notice him?))
<DarkJake> ((::snorks!::))
<DarkJake> ((If they're gonna talk...))
<JessieSK> ((::bangs head onna desk::))
<DarkJake> ((<Jessiemun> Naw! She'll just THINK at him!))
<JessieSK> ::blinks:: Jake?
<JessieSK> ((DIED!!))
<DarkJake> ::pauses, turns to see her, blinks::
<JessieSK> What the heck are you doing here?
<DarkJake> Uhm... Filling out some forms and junk Feral wanted us to do...  ::makes a face::
<DarkJake> ::is considerably scruffier than normal Jake... though he did sorta try to brush his headfur::
<JessieSK> ::nods:: Could've told me - I'd have them fixed inna jiffy.. BTW, what's with the scruffy look? Chance had ya running up late?
<JessieSK> ((<Jake> My fan girs like me this way!! ::beams::))
<DarkJake> Yeah...  Got up a little late and just threw on some clothes...
<JessieSK> ((<Jessie> ::is dressed inta a katsuit with lotsa weapons:: oh yeah? well my fan boys like me this way!! ::beams::))
<DarkJake> ((::snorks:: Them's some odd girls... I'm not fond of unshaven, greasy men myself...))
<JessieSK> I see...any reason??
<JessieSK> ((::shrug:: Who knows....we get all types..))
<DarkJake> Didn't sleep well... Chance... ::rolls his eyes::  ... was snoring loud enough to wake the dead all night.
<JessieSK> ::laffs:: now you need ta get sleep, ya hear!!
<DarkJake> ::smirks, not quite the usual friendly way:: Yes, mother.
<JessieSK> ::blinks a tad at that:: <what in the...> AIY! you know I don't want anything to happen to ya..
<DarkJake> Hey, Sis, I'm a big kat.
<DarkJake> ((<Jessie>  ::arches a brow:: Compared to who?))
<JessieSK> And I'm a big she-kat bro.. but this doesn't stop you from going bonkers whenever I go after Dark Kat on my own...
<JessieSK> ((::DIES!!:: ))
<JessieSK> ((<Jake> compared to you!! ))
<DarkJake> Well.... Dark Kat's not above snapping little she-kats who bug him in two.
<DarkJake> ::still smirking::
<DarkJake> ::yes, that was a mild insinuation that he's getting irritated with her keeping him from his plan::
<JessieSK> ::blinks:: <something's up...but what??> Jake? I can't believe you just said that..
<DarkJake> What?  We were talking about Dark Kat.
<JessieSK> <play along.... somehow.. something's wrong here....something's very wrong here...> you never said anything like that about me..
<DarkJake> ::rolls his eyes::  I was warnin' you not to go gettin' your fool neck broken chasin' after Dark Kat for Kat's sake!
<JessieSK> Never happened before.. I'm still alive, ok? <this isn't Jake... Jake would never do somethng like that...I gotta get that guy and find Jake..>
<DarkJake> Look, I gotta finish some errands.  I'll see ya' 'round, okay?
<JessieSK> allright.. <follow 'im... whoever the guy is...Crud, Jake I hope you're ok...>
<DarkJake> ::stalks off::
<DarkJake> <Blast it!  Who'd have thought I'd run into Jessie...  Snot-nosed brat's even more irritating in this world...>
<JessieSK> ::blinks.. is now SURE somethings up. Jake never 'stalks off':: <hmm> ::follows him making sure he doesn't see her::
<DarkJake> ::slinks into the tomkat's room::
<DarkJake> ((<Jessie>  ::takes a deep breath.. and storms in after him, yelling, "She-kat coming in!"::))
<JessieSK> <crud..there are times I wish I was a tom...> ::as she hides somewhere::
<JessieSK> ((DIES!!!!!!))
<DarkJake> ::ducks into a stall... yes, this men's room has them... and comms T-Bone::  ::whispering::  Are you finished yet?
<JessieSK> ((<Jessie> ::got a pass to the tomkat's B-room as well...::))
<Dark T-Bone> ::exasperated tone::  I was twenty minutes ago...  Get yer lazy butt on back.
<DarkJake> ((::dies!::))
<JessieSK> <what's going on here? I know that wasn't Jake...> ::is worried..that something's wrong with the real Jake::
<DarkJake> ::just growls back at him and cuts off the comm::
<DarkJake> ::comes back out of the tomkat's room and heads for the nearest exit::
<JessieSK> ::follows him without being seen::
<DarkJake> ::steps out the door at the end of the hall::
<JessieSK> ::goes after him::
<DarkJake> ::jerks to a stop as he hears the door slam shut behind him twice::
<DarkJake> ::spins to face Jessie::
<JessieSK> <Lousy move, Clawson!! very lousy!! didn't they teach you anything in recon?> ::doesn't say anything::
<DarkJake> Whada YOU want?!
<JessieSK> <That's it!!! I know it's not Jake..> nothing.. can't I even go for a coffee break?
<DarkJake> ::either his Jessie's a wimp or he thinks this one will be, he thinks he can scare her::
<DarkJake> Out the BACK door that opens onna alley?
<DarkJake> ::leering::
<JessieSK> <CRUD then where is the real one?> what's wrong with that? ::face is stern:: I don't want poeple seeing me out the front door... am supposted to be on duty.. <Bad move Jess!!>
<DarkJake> ((<Jessie> Look... Making scary faces isn't going to make me run to Mommy... Besides, you just look constipated.))
<JessieSK> ((DIES!!))
<JessieSK> <CRUD who *is* this guy?>
<DarkJake> Yuh-huh... Look, sis, don't follow me.
<JessieSK> Am not following you... whatever gave you that idea?
<JessieSK> why should I follow you? you're my bro for kat's sake!!
<DarkJake> Stop playing dumb, Jessie... ::hissing... moving closer to her::
<JessieSK> <wing it!! don't let him see through you...> Am not.. I was going to get some coffee ... ::as she takes a step back::
<DarkJake> ::is debating what to do with her::
<DarkJake> I don't think so.... ::grabs her wrist... whichever hand I guess::
<JessieSK> Jake.. w-what are you doing?
<JessieSK> <That's it!!! 10000000000000000000% sure it's not Jake...CRUD I gotta do something..>
<DarkJake> ::relaxes his grip a little as she stammers::  Look.. You needta' come with me...
<JessieSK> for what reason?
<JessieSK> <that's it.. play along...>
<DarkJake> I'll explain when we get there... ::tries to drag her along::
<JessieSK> get where? Jake, I can walk... let me go..
<DarkJake> ((<Jessie>  <Uhm... Need a plan...> ::pretends to faint::  <D Jake> Crud.. Wake up!  I can't drag you!  <Jessie>  <That was my plan...>))
<DarkJake> Nuthin' doin... ::drags her along::
<JessieSK> ::reaches into her pocket with her left paw and activates the tracer::
<JessieSK> ((DIES!!))
<JessieSK> Jake.. I'll go wherever you want me to go... but there's no need to drag me..
<DarkJake> ::notices that but says nothing for now::
<JessieSK> I'm on *your* side
<DarkJake> Jessie!  ::pulls her closer to him::  Look... I'm not particularly inclined to hurt you, but I will if I have to.
<JessieSK> <Egad... who is this guy?> ::whispers:: do what you have to... but I will *not* go down without a fight...
<DarkJake> <Blast!>  ::sorta tosses her down at last::
<DarkJake> ::goes for the holdout blaster tucked under his shirt::
<JessieSK> ::stands up..doesn't bother dusting herself off...reaches for her radio.:: Lt CLawson to Razor, come in Razor
<DarkJake> ::quickly, rips the blaster out, sliding the setting to stun and fires at her::
<JessieSK> ::catches the blast, falls to the ground pretends she has fainted...she *can* take that setting pretty well...:: <Crud... >
<DarkJake> ::hurries over to check her pulse... and does so before reaching to cut off her radio where Razor's voice can be heard saying something::
<DarkJake> ::then, pocketing the radio, digs out her tracer::  T-Bone is going to kill me...  And, I'm really not in the mood for it today.. ::grumbling::
<JessieSK> <Raz... you're ok...::feeling of ease:: now I gotta figure out what this guy is up to posing as Jake>
<JessieSK> ::goes for him as he takes her tracer out tries to pin him to the ground ::
<DarkJake> Gah!
<DarkJake> ::is knocked back::
<JessieSK> Surprize... ::grins:: told ya I won't be going down without a fight. ::as she tries to wrestle him onna ground.::
<DarkJake> ::growls and pushes back against her::
<JessieSK> Who are you? posing as my brother? ::as she tries to fight him off::
<DarkJake> Posing?!  ::smirks, bringing his knee up under her quickly::
<JessieSK> oof... ::rolls onto the ground.. tries to get up to her feet as wuickly as possible.. <Stay alert..>
<DarkJake> ::pounces on her::
<DarkJake> I'm NOT posing. I AM your brother... ::wry, nasty sort of grin::  Just not from this universe.
<JessieSK> ::is pounced, tries to roll away:: crud...
<JessieSK> figures.. ::as she goes for her gun::
<DarkJake> ((<Jessie> Well, I've always said that about Jake, but...))
<JessieSK> ((ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!))
<DarkJake> ::goes to knock it away from her hand::
<JessieSK> ((<Jake>  and I always said that about you!!!))
<JessieSK> ::growls a tad narrows her eyes as she stands to her feet:: <crud..> ::goes to get her tranq gun::
<JessieSK> what do you want from this universe then?
<DarkJake> ::diving to grab her other gun and pull out his own blaster::  I owe your brother one...
<JessieSK> ::forget guns!! Tackles him::
<DarkJake> ::tries to blast her as she dives, dodging::
<JessieSK> I thought *you* were my brother... ::as she tackles him again::
<JessieSK> I'll never let you hurt him... ::eyes are narrowed, is breathing rather rapidly, hey we're talking about Jake here!:: I'd let you kill me before you can get to him..
<DarkJake> ::gets knocked down::  Y'know something... You're INSANE! ::kicking her::
<JessieSK> ::evades the kick:: I knew that.. ::as she growls and extends her claws is standing in her attack mode::
<DarkJake> ::sweep kicks her::
<JessieSK> ::is knocked onto the ground.. is stunned:: CRUD..
<JessieSK> ((<Jessie> now I'm *SURE* hes' not the real Jake!))
<DarkJake> ::scoops up his blaster and aims at her again::
<JessieSK> ::looks up at him and into his eyes:: go ahead.. shoot me... ::is keeping a straight face::
<DarkJake> ::growling, gets to his feet::  I should.  ::almost rams the setting up::
<JessieSK> ::tries to get to her feet:: then why won't you? <Careful, don't push it.. won't look good on the news...>
<DarkJake> ::quivers a little with her looking him in the eyes like that::
<DarkJake> ::slides it back to stun::
<JessieSK> I won't let you harm the only family I have left... to get to him you're going to have to kill me...  ::looks into his eyes anew::
<DarkJake> He nearly killed ME!  ::growling, gun still aimed at her::
<DarkJake> ((<Jessie> Well... I'm sure he had a good reason!))
<JessieSK> still I won't let you harm him...::is still looking up at him:: now, how did you get here?
<JessieSK> ((DIES!!))
<JessieSK> <crud enough chit chat already!! take 'im down.. ....somehow...>
<JessieSK> ((<Jessie> ::Takes out a baseball bat and chases after Jake...::))
<DarkJake> ::finally snaps out of it:: That's not your problem. ::fires a stun blast at her::
<JessieSK> ::is hit... winces cause it hurts:: crud... ::more or less stunned...blinks::
<JessieSK> ::tries to move.. can't..:: <Crud...> who sez that's not my problem???
<JessieSK> ((<Jessie> ::can't move anything but her head..head butts him as he tries to pick her up:: ))
<DarkJake> I do... ::picks her up::  You're gonna make my life hard, you know that?!  ::growling at her as he stalks off down the alley, carrying her::
<JessieSK> Look there is no need to kill each other.. if you kill someone, I'll be forced to bring you in and I'll do it at any cost...
<JessieSK> <Crud.. how am I gonna get out of this?>
<DarkJake> ::growls at her wordlessly::
<JessieSK> ::sorta hisses at him:: esp if that someone is Jake Clawson... ::fixes him with a stare::
<DarkJake> I'M Jake Clawson too, for the records, alright!
<JessieSK> But not in *this* universe!!!
<JessieSK> the Jake Clawson I know wouldn't lay a paw on me...not even stun me like you just did...
<DarkJake> ::snarls a little louder, yes, he honestly jealous of his twin now...  jealous because his twin's Jessie is so protective and he figures his own would let him die before risking her own neck::
<JessieSK> ::tries to move again.. can't:: <aww crud... >
<DarkJake> ::finally gets back to the hideout in the seedy warehouse district::  Not a word.  I know it's cliche.
<JessieSK> ::noticed that she can move now.. but doesn't give any sign of it..:: wasn't planning on it...
<DarkJake> ::steps into a particularly large warehouse and looks around..  a slightly bashed up T-Kat is sitting just inside::
<JessieSK> ::blinks:: <whoa...>
<DarkT-Bone> ::is.. is inna cockpit I guess...::
<DarkJake> T-Bone!  I need a rope or somethin'!
<DarkT-Bone> get it yerself!!! ::notices Jessie:: well well I thought that nosey sister of yours needed tying up.. where'd ya find her?
<DarkJake> At Enforcer HQ.  Now, give me a hand, Furball!
<DarkT-Bone> ::smirks:: can't handle yer own sister? ::as he jumps down:: stuff it, scuzzball!! ::gets some rope::
<Jessie> ::growls a bit:: not letting ya tie me up so easily!! ::kicks out of Jake's grasp and runs for it..::
<Dark T-Bone> blasted she-kat!! she's even worse in this universe.. get her!!
<DarkJake> Gimme yer glovatrix!
<DarkT-Bone> ::does so:: if ya damage it I'll kill ya!!
<Jessie> cruuuuuuuuuuudddd... ::runs..::
<DarkJake> ::glowers at him before firing a net at Jessie::
<Jessie> ::gets caught inna net:: crud.. ::falls down::
<DarkJake> ::stalks over by her:: Couldja stay still for one minute!
<Jessie> ::growls at him::
<Dark T-Bone> least you can handle your own sister.. somewhat..
<DarkJake> Shuddap. ::picks her up and carries her over to a small room::  We can keep her here 'til this is over...
<Jessie> ::tries ta cut her way outta the net::
<DarkT-Bone> watch her...
<Jessie> ::Scowls at him..yes she can do that...:: if you hurt him I'll kill you personally...
<DarkJake> ::searches her for weapons wordlessly::
<DarkT-Bone> ((<D. Jake> ::digs out a bunch of weaponsa lightsaber a stun gun etc:: ))
<DarkT-Bone> ::Brings the rope over:: she escapes I'll kill ya..
<DarkJake> ::practically stuffs a gun he took from Jessie up T-Bone's nose:: If you touch her, you see won't another sunrise.
<Jessie> ::growls at 'em both...teeth bared::
<DarkT-Bone> oh getting all sentimental now eh? thought you hated her..
<DarkJake> Shut up.
<DarkJake> ::moves the gun and drags Jessie into the room::
<DarkT-Bone> ::smirks::
<Jessie> ::doesn't say anything..then suddenly growls outloud::
<DarkJake> ::was turning to go, sighs:: Now what? ::looking back at her::
<Jessie> ::fixes him with a stare looking into his eyes:: you touch him and I'll...
<DarkT-Bone> ::smirks:: oooh.. getting overprotective of someone eh? ::laffs:: we'll make sure to kill 'em both in front of you..
<DarkJake> SHUT UP, T-BONE!  ::roaring::
<DarkT-Bone> and you're getting all sentimental too? :laffs:: didn't you yourself say you wanted her dead?
<Jessie> ::just watches it all..wondering how she can get the heck out::
<DarkJake> ::snarls, turning to face him::
<DarkT-Bone> ::snarls as well..loves to annoy 'im:: whatcha gonna do, shorty?
<DarkJake> I'M....! ::tensing to pounce him....  suddenly relaxes, his entire mood changing:: I'll deal with you AFTER those other SWAT Kats...
<DarkT-Bone> ::laffs:: yeah right!!!
<Jessie> <CRUUUUUUUD I gotta warn the guys somehow...cant let those two get them>
<DarkT-Bone> ::claws bared:: you're just chicken... ::does a chicken impression then laffs::
<DarkJake> ::completely ignores T-Bone and turns around to shut the door on Jessie... even ignores the chicken thing::
<Jessie> <if they hurt Jake or Chance ...> ::doesn't even want to think about it as a tear slides down her face::
<DarkT-Bone> now get workin' on the T-kat!!!!!
<DarkJake> ::sees her face and his utterly blank expression slips away for a moment... then he shakes his head and it comes back as he leaves, closing the door::
 

The Dark SWAT Kats are back and now they have Jessie?! Man, who should I pity more?  And, what's up with Dark Razor? Read on to find out! If you do, I'll stop. Not. -- Join Me on the Dark Side... of the Farce!, Part 2