(To the tune of "Girl Watcher...")

I'm a weight watcher, I'm a weight watcher...
Watchin' weight go bye, hey, bye bye
I'm a weight watcher, I'm a weight watcher...

There goes some now
I was just a girl when I threw away the junk
And learned a new program to eat on
Whenever I detect that food of the bad kind
 I do the plan I do so well on

 I'm a weight watcher, I'm a weight watcher...
 Watchin' weight go bye, hey, bye bye
 I'm a weight watcher, I'm a weight watcher...

 I feel so good, yeah my my, and I do look swell
 Maybe now I’ll walk little slower
 And, um, if you’re lucky I will give you a show
Could you please come a little closer

 I'm a weight watcher, I'm a weight watcher...
 Watchin' weight go bye, hey, bye bye
 I'm a weight watcher, I'm a weight watcher...

(To the tune of "Thank God I'm A Country Boy")

Well, I tried every diet in the book,
Weight loss products had me on the hook,
But when I started WW, that's when it "took,"
I started gettin' skinnier!!

I tried Slim Fast and the No Carb Diet,
Eat it, use it, drink it??, .....I tried it !,
Even wore sweat shirts, just to hide it!,
But now I'm gettin' skinnier!

Well, I don't like cottage cheese, I won't eat it !,
Rather have a Skinny Cow, nothing can beat it !,
Don't ignore my hunger now,  just careful how I feed it,
Whew! Thank God I'm gettin' skinnier!! :)

(Tune of "Spiderman")

Skinny cow, skinny cow,
have one later and have one now.
just 2 points. fit's your plan.
eat 'em up. yes, you can!!
oh wow. here comes a skinny cow.

chocolate. even mint.
they are great. heaven sent.
when it's time for a snack
open up a new pack
right now. here comes a skinny cow.

in the dark of night
to the freezer you'll go
have a skinny cow!
your weight loss, it will show!!

skinny cow. skinny cow.
have one later and have one now.
giant taste! giant size!
have one now instead of fries!
look out....where ever there's a snacker
a weight watcher attacker
you'll find a skinny cow!!!!

(Tune of New York, New York)

Start posting your news,
I'm listening today,
I want to share in all the good,
Things that come your way!

I want to cheer on all your weigh ins and NSV!,
Cause I know... every single day..., you cheer on me!!,

Yours jeans are getting loose,
On your program you stayed,
Some one finally noticed your loss!,
Your pounds you "Walk Away!"

I just love to play here!
Better than any where!
Because of you, my friends, my friends!!!

(Tune of The Wanderer)

Now I used to be the girl who'd like to eat a lot,
Pizza, ice cream and chips, yeah that was all I got,
My clothes were getting tight, my face was getting fat,
One day I finally said, "hey! that's enough of that!"

And I joined Weight Watcher's, yeah Weight Watcher's,
My weight's going down and down and down and down and down!

I have Lucky Charms in the morning and a Skinny Cow at night,
And if you touch my fat free cool whip, you're in for a fight!,
Baked lay's are on the counter, Laughing Cow is in the frig,
Later on I'll have a salad and some dressing, just a smidge!

Cause I joined Weight Watcher's, yeah Weight Watcher's,
My weight's going down and down and down and down and down!

Well, I eat what ever I want,
At home or out on the town,
And whenever I feel sad,
I jump on to the posting board and my friends are all around!

So if you're sitting home, just crying in your coke,
And you want to lose that weight, come on, now it's no joke!,
Just join Weight Watcher's, don't say you have no time!
If you can't make the meetings, then join right up Online!

Join Weight Watcher's, yeah Weight Watcher's,
Watch your weight start going down and down and down and down and down!

(Tune of God Bless The USA)

If tomorrow I gave up everything bad,
That I've eaten all my life,
And I had to find a different way,
To deal with emotions and my strife,
I'd thank my lucky stars,
For finding you all here today,
Cause your friendship means the world to me,
So now I just have to say

That I'm proud to be a weight watcher,
Losing weight so easy and fast,
And I won't listen to those who say,
That my weight loss just won't last,

And I'd proudly stand up, next to you,
And defend this program still,
Cause there's never been, a better weight plan,
And I know there never will.