Rishi is the source of all things that we don't know. Rishi knows EVERYTHING. Rishi's soul is black, you better recognize.
Joel is a silly Singaporean who maintains that Caitlin is the gargoyle on the student planner. He enjoys cheese and cracka hour with Meghan. He gets higher than ANY motherfucker EVER. He's also the mix-drink god.
Mer is a marmot loving spunky red head (frotchie!). She hates wars, slightly dislikes (uh-huh) UT, has a slight problem with bowls, and loves the women of 425A and B2 (and joints). Her top five professions include: rockstar, revolutionary, park ranger, Legolas, and Pterodactyl.
Sheena can kick your ass. Sheena can kick ANYONE'S ass. But if you're nice to her, and give her ciggy's, she'll give you a backrub of the orgasmic variety.
Gia is our Jordanian Jewel. Gia lives in our suite. SWEEEEET! She smokes in our room everyday. Cigarettes, usually. Gia is the goddess of the contact high. 'Nuff said. Someday she will design our clothes.
Nora lives in Flint House. But she has been adopted by the Woodwardians. Nora is far cooler than any of us ever will be. She is a baklava. Flaky and sweet. Such is the Nora.
Alex is a practicing botanist who lives across the hall. His room features a futon and a full service bar. He enjoys "physics", five-ten, and going on adventures.
Jer is known in our room as the Jewish Stud. Meghan and Caitlin find it extremely difficult not to have sex with him each time he enters the room. Jeremy enjoys middle school dancing with Caitlin, and walking to class with Meghan.
Max is a mystery. He's everywhere and nowhere all at once. He enjoys wearing sweatpants and wool socks, talking about his summers in Vermont, doing "physics" with the rest of the Holy Tri, and floating around the dorm visiting people.
Robert is our favorite gay blaxican in the entire world. He's a man pimp and knows it. He enjoys ramen hour, American Idol, and liquor. Lots and lots of liquor.
