HARRY POTTER AND HOLLYWOOD!!! (but not the HP movies :P)

OOOoooOOOOoookay, people. So, a darling friend and I get bored. What do we do when we're bored? Why, we cast movies with Harry Potter characters. Much, much funnier with caffiene, sugar, and sleep-deprivation...*coughs* But yes. Tis funny. And I'm going to share the funny weirdness. Wheee! Yay for you.

Okay, a notice: This is all in good fun, so don't judge me too harshly. Also, you may look at a casting and think, "The hell? That person doesn't even look like that person!" *clears throat* Yeeeeeeeeaaah...IMAGINATION is a good thing. I'm casting the character, not necissarily the actor. Okay? Okay. So yes. Oh, and a * means that it was filmed during the Mauraduer days (anachronistic as that is...I don't care about chronology when I'm thinking about funny!)

ON WITH THE FILMS!!! ^_^

*Mean Girls

Cady Heron: Who the hell cares...some random student maybe...
Regina George: Andromeda Black
Ms. Norbury: McGonagall! (come on, she was hot 20-30 years ago...)
Gretchen Wieners: ...
Karen Smith: Narcissa Black *snickers*
Janis Ian: Lily Evans (just die her hair and mentally make her eyes green...because she was TOTALLY cool enough for this role...)
Damian: Remus Lupin (again, imagination required here...)
Everyone else: ...

A Knight's Tale

William/Sir Ulrich: Harry (as a blonde?! What the hell *shrugs again*)
Count Adhemar: ...somebody...
Lady Jocelyn: random Mary Sue! or whoever's with Harry
Geoffrey Chaucer: Draco Malfoy (because I love Draco, Paul Bettany, and Geoffrey Chaucer, so let's combine them, shall we?)
Kate: Hermione
Roland: Neville
Wat Falhurst: Ron. Totally Ron. Definitely Ron.
Sir Thomas Colville/Edward the Black Prince: Snape (because they're both just so damn COOL)
Simon, the Summoner: Gregory Goyle
Peter, the Pardoner: Vincent Crabbe

*Josie and the Pussycats

Josie McCoy: Lily Evans
Melody Valentine: Narcissa Black
Valerie Brown: who knows... o.o
Wyatt Frame: Snape *cackles evilly*
Fiona: Andromeda Black
Alan M.: James (duh)
Alexander Cabot: Frank Longbottom
Alexandra Cabot: Alice whateverherlastnameactuallywas

Interview with the Vampire

Lestat de Lioncourt: Draco Malfoy (big freaking DUH)
Louis de Pointe du Lac: Harry Potter
Claudia: Ginny (with a youthining potion or something...yeah...)
Armand: Neville (because Armand was SUPPOSED to be a cute little boyish vamp, but nooooooooo...)

Queen of the Damned

Akasha: ...is anyone cool enough? o.o I don't think so...
Lestat: Draco (again)
Jesse: Ginny ^_^
Marius: Snape
David Talbot: Remus Lupin

Sleepy Hollow

Constable Ichabod Crane: Harry Potter
Katrina Anne Van Tassel: Ginny
Lady Mary Van Tassel: Narcissa Malfoy (post Lucius in jail...or something...it's not like this is canon, people!)
Brom Van Brunt: Cormac McLaggen (because now I actually have a boorish Gryffindor to HATE ^_^)
The Hessian Horseman: SNAPE!!! :D

Dude, Where's My Car?

Jesse Montgomery: Harry
Chester Greenburg: Draco
Everyone else: ...cast them at will...

The Brothers Grimm

Wilhelm Grimm: Ron (or possibly Draco)
Jacob Grimm: Harry
themaingirlwhosenameIbelievewasAngelica: Hermione

*Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead

Rosencrantz: Sirius Black
Guildenstern: Severus Snape
The Player: Dumbledore
Hamlet: Lucius Malfoy

Underworld

Selene: Hermione (because she deserves to be so badass)
Michael Corvin: Harry
Lucian: Severus Snape (because hottness must play hottness)
Kraven: Cormac McLaggen (because I HATE HATE HATE him :D)
Viktor: ...er...Lupin! Yeah.

Cruel Intentions

Kathryn Merteuil: Hermione XP
Sebastian Valmont: Draco (duh)
Annette Hargrove: Ginny (or whatever Mary Sue is with Draco in your head)
Cecile Caldwell: Pansy Parkinson
Bunny Caldwell: Professor Vector ("that Arithmancy witch"...just 'cause)
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