Pinky & The Brain

    Everyone wants to know the answer to the age-old question "Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?"  Brain asks Pinky this question every night, and he always has a different response.   Here are the ones I've collected so far:

I think so Brain, but what if all those people don’t want their tongues depressed?

I think so Brain, but "Tuesday World" Isn’t a full sentence.

I think so Brain, but "Snowball for Windows?"

I think so Brain, but this time you wear the tutu.

I think so Brain, but isn't a cucumber that small called a gherkin?

I think so Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?

I think so Brain, but balancing a family and a career, it's all too much for me.

I think so Brain, but if they called them Sad Meals kids wouldn't buy them.

I think so Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking, I mean what would the children look like?

I think so Brain, but if we didn't have ears we'd look like weasels.

I think so Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares why does he keep doing it?

Yes Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?

I think so Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss.

I think so Brain, but The Rockettes? I mean, it's mostly girls, isn't it?

I think so Brain, but do I really need two tongues?

I think so Brain, but naming it Pu Pu Platter? What were they thinking?

Yes I am! Narf!

I think so Brain, but why does a forklift have to be so big if all it does is lift forks?

I think so Brain, but why would Sophia Loren want to star in a musical?

I think so Brain, but isn’t that why they invented tube socks?

I think so Brain, but I prefer Space Jelly.