Pinky & The Brain
Everyone wants to know the answer to the age-old question "Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?" Brain asks Pinky this question every night, and he always has a different response. Here are the ones I've collected so far:
I think so Brain, but what if all those people don’t want their tongues depressed?
I think so Brain, but "Tuesday World" Isn’t a full sentence.
I think so Brain, but "Snowball for Windows?"
I think so Brain, but this time you wear the tutu.
I think so Brain, but isn't a cucumber that small called a gherkin?
I think so Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?
I think so Brain, but balancing a family and a career, it's all too much for me.
I think so Brain, but if they called them Sad Meals kids wouldn't buy them.
I think so Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking, I mean what would the children look like?
I think so Brain, but if we didn't have ears we'd look like weasels.
I think so Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares why does he keep doing it?
Yes Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?
I think so Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss.
I think so Brain, but The Rockettes? I mean, it's mostly girls, isn't it?
I think so Brain, but do I really need two tongues?
I think so Brain, but naming it Pu Pu Platter? What were they thinking?
Yes I am! Narf!
I think so Brain, but why does a forklift have to be so big if all it does is lift forks?
I think so Brain, but why would Sophia Loren want to star in a musical?
I think so Brain, but isn’t that why they invented tube socks?
I think so Brain, but I prefer Space Jelly.