JAM-FAMily TREE
In the beginning there was....
Jess and also Marty
and horse Katie which belongs to their youngest daughter Jacinta, cow Chelsea , dogs Mac & Gem.
Marty's dog Gem had puppies in the early 2000's. (AW how cute!) One was called Gemdor..
Gemdor had two beautiful puppies, stargem and lunagem
When Jess and Marty moved to the city after a decade of wedded bliss, they got a cat -
baby-cazz cat (with eyes like that what else would she be called!) who was from
the litter of the mother of all cats - She.
Jess and Marty had 5 children:
There is Billy & Dinky The other kids they had were Benty, Ferro and Jacinta.
Benty had alot of female interference, and hence spent most of his life "blind" drunk. Benty loved dogs (as any blind man does!!!!!lol ) so he took Gemdor and her two pups -Stargem and Lunagem and moved out of home... Benty didnt fit in well with the world, so like all other people like that he moved to Melbourne.
Benty had 3 children. Jacinta jnr, mini jess, and J10. (lucky man with that lot!)
and had three wives:
Melsy, who he divorced in the 30's cause she ran off and joined a rock band, Missy
(who ran off with Ferro in 2040) and finally Meg who he "misplaced" in 2042. Rumour has it that she moved to New Zealand for a healthier life.
Ferro too had kids. There was his illegitimate daughter Gerhi, who unlike her father wanted to always appear clean and well dressed. Gerhi inherited loads of money and bought a chain of fashion stores and showered all her cousins in clothing from her Jazzie Jess Range. We are not sure where the money came from (probably mafia connections) but more than likely from her adopted father Lucky Phil.
Dinky had loads of kids - all little aussie raggers.
There was Kellieo who became Mayor of the Gold Coast in 2042, and Lizhunny
who stayed and worked on grandad Marty's farm; pretty good at it too (when she wasnt in the pub).
There was Abi who became well known for her LEMON JAM FARM, which had hundreds of dykes with hundreds of frogs all called Happy, and on which she kept hundreds of pussies. Her love of these cute pets earned her the nickname Abi-Cat.
There was HappyK, who enjoyed life so much she died laughing in 2042 .
Then there was Loz, who no one really knew. She was a mystery woman who disappeared in the Australian desert in 2042.
She became infamous as "Loz in the Desert."
Now Billy the Third took after his uncle and travelled the world as a United Nation Peace Officer and entertainer. And Billy had a number of kids that we know of, including Popprincesss
who swam around New Zealand and was crowned "Princess" for her efforts,
and married a number of navy officers, which is why she was given the name "pop" -
because of her popularity and her ability to pop the question to any hunk near water.
In 2042 a rogue sailor Salvatore (probably a frog she kissed who turned into a prince),
while on a trip to Melbourne to visit his cousin Meg, saves the puppies - Stargem and Lunagem from an horrific life in Melbourne. This gallant and brave saviour then wooed Popprincess with his charm and they married, produced a daughter Shorna and lived happily ever after .
And what became of Stargem and Lunagem you may ask? Well Popprincess trained them to be sheep dogs to help her and her incredibly wonderful husband in New Zealand.
Billie also had Bailey whose real name was Billie the Fourth; but when she went to Canada they pronounced it "Bailey". Bailey became a BB Addict and won BB in 2042 in Canada.
Jacinta, the youngest daughter of Jess & Marty had a little girl Tayla. She became a famous author and published the biography of JAM in 2042.
by: gemdor - founding member and dog |
