Ok, I thought I'd post a report for all of you who aren't listening! Shame on you! (just in case benty doesn't)! Marty is Jess’ special guest again today. And unfortunately, Marty is heading back to the farm on Monday (hopefully not permanently!) They somehow got onto the subject of pickup lines and the one that Marty used on Jess in the house was something like: M:“Can you drive stick?” J:“I can learn.” (Jess had to say, “I can learn.” To everything Marty said, I think.) But anyway, the theme of today will be working experiences with partners. JAM were at a nightclub appearance where people could come up and say hi to them. And two identical twins came up to Marty (in front of Jess) and asked him if he’s ever had a threesome with twins. Marty has also been rung up late at night and given heaps of phone numbers (one by an air hostess). Anyway, they accepted callers and Marty’s dad rang up to talk about him and his wife telling the sheepdogs to do a different thing than he tells them to do lol. And Marty asked if he ever threw things at his kids, I think. They picked a winner for the pick up lines competition and the person who won wins a ticket to the Crown? On Thursday night Jess will be there for something? Sorry didn’t catch it.

JAM have a very interesting story of how they have been to their friend’s place several times for dinner and forgot his wife’s name when they were introduced. They tried to find out what it was by listening to other people talking to except no one called her by her name. Finally a very pissed Marty asked the guy how he and his wife met and he used her name: Louie. Marty didn’t know if it was a special pet name so he asked him if it was alright to call her Louie and he gave him a dirty look. Someone rang up to say that they should ring up the guy and tell them that they’re having a dinner party and ask the correct spelling of his wife’s name (I think that’s what she said cause I my computer was playing up, sorry). Marty thinks going through their mail is still a better idea!

And that was practically it! Great show, Jess but it should have been longer! Less songs, more talk and start up "Dear Jess" again, that was so good!
JAM on NOVA
6 April 2003
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