Sn:tv!

From the desk of Jacinta:

*Jess was wearing her blue top (whitch has been seen alot) with a vest the vest was silver with denem patches! she had a denem skirt with one of her belts that flow down a little over te skirt. she has red socks and really hight boots! se also had her red choker. Jess's hair was VERY teased!

*first act was nat knows (a show whare nat tryes to solve someones problems but it alwas turns out to be dave trying to get her to kiss him) jess was the expert in invisability and has her own book called "now you see me now you don't. all te advise she offered was tat he should get the book! LOL (thats all is ever given) and by the way te book isn't real!!!!!!!
jess is also wearing funny black glasses like a professor in this act!

*Next were questions that kids had written in about.
Jess shows us the most dramatic entrence running around and sliding accross the walls! she sits down and hugs nat and calls er a darling!
QUESTIONS
- do you like watching yourself on t.v?
No i dont! i get too self consiouse and say oh i should have done this......
-do you snoop around looking for christmas presents?
Oh i do! i thougt everyone did! i know whare there kept so i like to feel them and shake them to see what everyone else has got me so i dont get them something real little like a ruler or a sharpener wen tey ave got me a big new bike or someting!
-Do you sing in the shower?
Yes i tink the acustics are verry good in there!
*what do you like to sing?
um a little bit of Kylie!
- If you ad a choice in biteing your tounge or stapping your toe what would it be?
oh thats a hard one! um i will go te toe! cos i bit my tounge about a week ago while i was eating spagety and its really saw and the toe heals quich and you forget about it!
-Do you have any obsessions?
Lots! um chocolate!
*what kind do you like?
Oh i like the ones with nuts!

*next was 'strip search' (they ask a series of quick questions with two choices of answers)

Cats or dogs -Dogs
Bath or shower - bath
aussy rules or rugby -aussy rules
ice-cream or cake -ice-cream
neighbours or home and away - neighbours
buffy or charmed -buffy
sleep in or get up -sleep in!
detention or home work -thinks um home........no detention! get in trouble for not doing my home work!
bungy jump or sky dive -sky dive
truth or dare -DARE!!!!!!!!

Jess's Dare: do the best impresion of a quacca!
*Jess runs around acting like a rat! " i know its a marsupial but god what do they do!"

*next is there are a few games and sections jess isn't involved in but she does the 'wonkey donkey' and 'post bag' dances in is really good! they are just crazy made up dances but jess adds her own exadurated bit at te end!

*next is 'MATES' (a kind of soap show thing verry funny and crazy!)
-the show starts off with dave slopping on the couch an kambo attempting to do puzzles. nat runs in yelling 'im a geniouse!' her idea is for a toy its a toy of dave and its called the 'do nothing dave doll'
and it.............does nothing!
jess enters and is the toy inspector! she lookes at the doll and asked a few things like what it does and she tinks its a great idea! but what does it come with? the doll had a couch with little bits of stale food in it! Jess asks them to sign a contract then kicks them out of the house cos they are in do nothing dave property!

* jess plays with nats hair and they all say what hair styles they want jess goes with NORMAL! and down! and the show finishes!

*Jess could not sit still for the whole show!

the show was really good and jess was GREAT! i have taped it and i will watc it alot! (there were cartoons mized in with that lot too)

******sorry about the typos and spelling missteaks!***********