| What happened on the last day SeaFM |
Keiran's in mourning because of last night's cricket, I think. He thought it was ridiculous and the Bar Rat didn't know half the team members. Jess is REALLY UPSET! She only remembers Shane Warne because he was in a Just Jeans add a few years ago. The t-shirt that SEA FM gave to Keiran is XXXL and he's really offended. The Bar Rat pointed out that it hides his man boobs, though. Keiran said it goes down to his knees and Jess told him all he needs to do is pull his socks up and he'll look like Tom Cruise from Risky Business. They're giving away a signed photo of Marty today! Jess has been holding it all week and sleeping with it she says. The Bar Rat said you'd be able to get some Jess DNA off of it. Evil, the unemployed, alcoholic, ex-crim clown will be making some prank calls soon. Keiran called this clown hirer. He said he wants a job and the lady asked him his clown name and was quite surprised to hear it was Evil. Keiran told her his specialty is face painting because he used to be a mortician. He said he loves balloon animals as well and if the kids swear he shoves them in their faces. Keiran said he would come over to her place and give her a demo, however she said she was way too busy. Then he asked for her address so he could tell his parole officer that he was looking for work and the woman asked him why he went to jail. Apparently, he was innocent and got tied up in a scam. Finally they hung up with Keiran said he would come over to her place (even though he didn't have her address. They played Madison Avenue and the Bar Rat goes: "Yeah she can sing live!". Jess said that three years ago at the ARIAs in the middle of singing and doing a move on the ground she got a glass of water. Jess and Keiran have complied their list of the Top 5 Actors and Actresses that they want to see naked. 5 Brad Pitt (Jess said she just wants to sink her teeth into him) 4 Marky Mark 3 John Howard (Keiran just wants to see him without a shirt) 2 Rosanne Barr on IMAX 1 Jennifer Love Hewitt They just talked a little about the supply of alcohol in the house and Jess said people come up to her and ask her if they got them drunk for ratings. Jess said that actually they once had their alcohol taken away from them because they had too much. They played a recording of the supposed Peter's reaction to having his beer taken away. He screaming and swearing about just wanting to have a good time etc. Keiran looked through the University Enrollment list and came up with the top 5 funniest names in there. No. 5 were people with the last name 'Ha'. I didn't write down 4, 3, and 2 (they were just foreign names and one with 'shaft' in it) but no. 1 was I.M. Wanker. Jess knew a guy whose name was Ash Aaron. He changed his name to Aash Aaron so he would always be the first person in the phone book! They had an email from someone who wanted to know what song Jess sung at the Celebrate concert. She said One Sweet Day which used to be a tribute when it was first sung to people who had passed on but she associated it to the Bali victims. Jess said she wanted to thank everybody that had emailed them and all their supporters and all the people at the JAM site! (Thanks Jess ) Jess said she's yet to see Keiran's supporters' website! Keiran did a Dear Keiran. It was one from a guy who needed some money to go to a wrestling match, which in his words is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Keiran advised him to strengthen his groin, borrow his mother's leotard, paint himself blue and go. And if they won't let him in all he has to do is ask for one of them to kick him in the groin and because he has been strengthening it, they'll believe that he is a wrestling smurf...huh? They've introduced a new phone poll, what won't your partner do. Jess said that there's nothing that Marty won't do and even though that sounds sappy (I think that was the word she used) it's true. Jess said she was the bad one between the two of them but something that Marty won't let Jess do is cook her own breakfast. She said that he always cooks eggs, never anything else. Apparently, he used to cook "dippy eggs" (huh? what are they?) and he asks her and she says she likes her's fertilized. She said now he cooks really nice scrambled eggs with ham and tomato. Keiran's girlfriend, Renee, won't give him foot massages. Jess told him that his feet were like reptiles feet lol! |
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