I wrote this one back during BB2, it was always hard to watch Jess when they did nominations, she hated them so much :(  It was like watching her being interrogated for information she just didn't have poor girl. I wrote this one as a tribute to her and what she went through during them.

(A song for My Darling Jess. Sung to the tune 'I don't like Mondays' by the Boomtown Rats.)


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She Don't Like Nominations.

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The anxiety chip inside her head

Gets switched to overload

Nomination time is here again

She's got to make her reasons known

Jessy doesn't understand it

On all the HM's she's sold

And she can see no reasons, cant think of reasons

Whatever will Big B be told?

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TELL ME WHY?

She don't like Nominations

TELL ME WHY?

So hates Nominations

TELL ME WHY?

Can't think of Nominations

She wants to give twoooooo .... but can manage only a frown.

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The Tv screen , seems so mean

As we watch poor Jessy squirm.

She seems so shocked ,our hearts are rocked

As her words turn to just 'ahhhs' and 'mmm's'

Sweet Jessy , with her hair dressy

She looks real beat, about to admit defeat

She can't think of a reason

That BB allows as a reason

What reasons does BB need?

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TELL ME WHY?

She don't like Nominations

TELL ME WHY?

So hates Nominations

TELL ME WHY?

Can't think of Nominations

She wants to give twoooooo .... but can manage only a frown

Frown , frown ... just a worried frown.


by Peter Rodier   c 2002
Peter's Songs for Jess.. written during BB2
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