"Where are celebrities when you need them?" asked Homer Simpson, and how right he was.  Celebrities are the laziest, most self-indulgent species on the planet.  They spend their days aimlessly promoting cures to feline AIDS and doing drugs, never lifting a finger as PAs bring them their fried otter sandwiches. 
             Occasionally, you'll read about celebs who give up their pampered ways to study for roles, as Tom Hanks did in both
Saving Private Ryan and Castaway.  It makes sense that any celeb attempting this would want to get as far away from Hollywood as possible, and Ithaca, NY certainly fits that description.  So it should come as no surprise that this sleepy Finger Lake town has been infiltrated by not one but two celebrities in disguise, most likely studying for roles as college students.  They call themselves the Whiteman brothers.  

Christof Whiteman is actually - as many have often guessed - Jack Black.  Consider the following: 
- Jack Black is constantly shouting at his partner Kyle  and asking people if they want to get high. 
- Christof Whiteman is constantly shouting at his partner Chris and asking people if they want to get high.

-Jack Black had a bit part in
The Jackal.
-Christof refuses to watch
The Jackal.
-Jack Black gets mad if you send him e-mails asking him if he knows Christof.
-Christof gets mad when you say he looks  like Jack Black.

-During summer 2005, Jack Black was busy shooting
King Kong.
-No one knows where Christof was in summer 2005.  Though he claims he was working at Sammy's, the manager says he only showed up, like, twice.
The Whiteman Brothers: Celebrities in Disguise
Then there's Christof's supposed brother, Sean.  Though you would think a celebrity in disguise would actually want to use a disguise, it appears that Sean Whiteman thinks otherwise, for it is apparent to anyone with half a brain and a copy of Garden State (there's an amazing overlap of the two demographics) that Sean is, in fact, Zach Braff.  Consider the following:
-Garden State appeared in summer of 2004.
- So did Sean Whiteman

- In
Garden State, Braff plays a character who sleeps a lot.
- Sean Whiteman sleeps.  A lot. 

- If you rearrange the letters of "SEAN WHITEMAN" you get "THIS A NEW NAME," clearly  indicating that the name "Sean Whiteman" is merely an alias. 

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So there you have it.  Irrefutable evidence that the Whiteman brothers are celebs in disguise.  Anyone that says otherwise is probably also a celebrity in disguise.  Yeah, that's right Kantor...or should I say, Akroyd???
TAKE THE QUIZ!
Is this person:
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Sean Whiteman?
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Zach Braff?
Is this:
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Christof Whiteman?
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Jack Black?
Is this:
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Natalie Portman?
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Sarah Ruttinger?