HOW TO ANNOY PEOPLE

1. at lunch time sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars, to see if they slow down.

2. page yourself over an intercom at Marshall Fields (don't disguise your voice).

3. send email to the rest of your friends saying what you're doing. (i.e.: "if anyone needs me, i'll be in the bathroom")

4. insist that your email address be xena-goddess-of-fire@GHC.com

5. every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

6. Encourage your friends to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.

7. reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think".

8. finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

9. dont use any punctuation

10. as often as possible, skip, instead of walk.

11. ask people what gender they are.

12. 5 days in advance, tell your friends that you can't go to their party cuz you're not in the mood.

13. send this to everyone in your email address book 5 times, even if they sent it to you or have asked you not to send them stuff like this.

my comments...cute..very cute :-)

my personal favorite to annoy the hell out of anyone is if you're on an elevator alone and no one gets on your floor when it stops, push all the floor buttons so the elevator has to stop on every floor and walk out of the elevator like nothing happened ;-).