there's this song that people in my regina singers class are singing for our school's spring benefit. and it's called i enjoy being a girl written by a guy now read some of the lyrics:
"when men say i'm cute and funny and my teeth aren't teeth but pearl"
i can't wait to be in the home of a brave male and to be his wife"
do you smell SEXIST? cuz i do!! now here's a revision of the song, written by yours truly :)

I ENJOY BEING A BITCH
i am a babe of the millenium
with an attitude that kix
and you better not mess with me
cuz i enjoy being a bitch!

once a month i get out my gun
and shoot everyone in sight
cuz i got a pain down there
i enjoy being a bitch!

so if you ever see me, on the street
you'd better run and hide
cuz son i'll spray you with bullets
i enjoy being a bitch!!

hells to the yeah!!! here what it sounds like