Dumb Sailormoon Rumors

Okeys. This is my Dumb SM Rumors Page. My comments to these rumors are after the 2 dashes. If you have heard any SM rumors not listed here, please contact me so we can put a stop to them!!! THERE ARE SPOILERS ON THIS PAGE!!!! By the way, this entire page is dripping with SARCASM. Most of my comments are NOT to be taken for face value, that's just how my humor works. Please, if something I've written is obviously wrong, just laugh at my attempt to be witty.

1. ChibiChibi is Rini/Chibi-usa's daughter.-- ChibiChibi is Galaxia's starseed in the anime, and Sailorcosmos in the manga.
2. ChibiChibi is Serena/Usagi and Seiya's daughter from an alternate universe.-- No. She's just not.
3. ChibiChibi is Princess Kakyuu.-- That's it.
4. ChibiChibi is Diana in human form.-- No. Diana is the daughter of Luna and Artemis. Besides, Diana has purple-greyish hair when she turns human in the manga and only in the manga.
5. Galaxia is Princess Kakyuu.-- I thought ChibiChibi was Princess Kakyuu... refer to number 1...
6. The Starlights are a band of sisters who turn into guys.-- They're originally females from Kinmoku who take the form of men on Earth that revert to their female forms when they transform. In the manga however, they are always female.
7. Haruka/Alex/Erica and Michiru/Michelle are lesbians who have a kid named Hotaru/Helen/Christine together.-- Two women can't have children through sex...
8. Hotaru was kidnapped by Tomoe at birth and was physically abused by him.-- Tomoe's her real father.
9. Makoto/Lita is a lesbian/bisexual.-- A personal insult to all Mako fans. She just isn't.
10. Minako/Mina and Rei/Raye are lesbians together.-- No, some people might get that message from certain instances in the manga (the infamous bike pose), but no.
11. Haruka and Michiru are 'just friends'-- Sure. And my name's Osama.
12. DIC only made 'small' changes/edits to Sailor Moon.-- If you think this, you obviously haven't seen the original, sad thing is you don't even have to watch the original to get this one.
13. There are more/less than 5 seasons of Sailormoon.-- There are five. Sailormoon, SailormoonR, SailormoonS, SailormoonSS, and Sailormoon SailorStarS.
14. The last season of Sailormoon is called Sailormoon Super Stars, Sailormoon Stars, or Sailormoon Eternal.-- It's called Sailormoon SailorStarS.
15. Haruka is a guy who turns into a girl.-- No, she's a girl and always has been and will be a girl.
16. Haruka is 18 in SailorStars or S.-- She's 15 in Super and 16 in SailorStars.
17. Sailor Moon and the scouts are from California.-- I didn't know people in California had signs everywhere in kanji and drove on the left side of the road...
18. Sailor V is from France.-- ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND!!
19. That's the Eiffel Tower in SM.-- It's the Tokyo Tower.
20. DIC created Sailor Moon.-- That's just an insult to Naoko-sama.
21. Death Ribbon Revolution can destroy the world.-- Only in the manga ;D .
22. SuperS stands for 'SuperStars,' 'SuperSix,' 'SuperSenshi,' et cetera.-- It's the plural form of Super, meaning more than one super.
23. Haruka's "Space Sword Blaster" is "Crystal Attack," and Michiru's "Submarine Reflection" is "Aqua Mirror Reflector."-- No. I don't see how even VKLL could screw up something that was already in English...
24. Haruka, Setsuna, and Hotaru in the Stars anime use "Planet Crystal Power, Make-Up" to transform.-- No, they don't, and we NEVER see Hotaru's henshin in the anime.
25. In English, Haruka's name is Alex/Erica, Michiru's is Michelle, Setsuna's is Sharon/Susan, and Hotaru's is Victoria/Christine.-- If an NA company knew how to dub things, those might be their names. But their names in the NA from their doll boxes are Corrine, Nerissa, and Celia. Hotaru hasn't been named. In the dub, their names are Amara, Michelle, and Trista. (blech...)
26. Diana is Artemis and Luna's ADOPTED daughter.-- Yeah. They just happened to find another talking cat. Uh huh.
27. Chaos is really the truly evil side of Sailor Moon.-- Sailormoon doesn't have an evil side.
28. There are 800 Sailormoon episodes.-- There are 200.
29. Michiru is not involved with Haruka, but Haruka is in love with her, and Michiru has to shove her away.-- While it is never stated directly whether or not they are in fact involved, Naoko-san was asked if they were and her answer was simply "Yes."
30. The Starlights became guys to get girlfriends.-- I wouldn't put it past them, but no.
31. Chibi-Moon can use her Luna P to turn into other people including Senshi and use other Senshi attacks.-- If she could do that, then why does she use that pathetic Pink Sugar Heart Attack when she could blow someone away with her World Shaking?
32. Haruka is the only male scout/senshi.-- There are no male Sailor Senshi, unless you count Tuxedo Kamen.
33. Ami and Rei are lesbian lovers.-- I thought it was Rei and Minako. New one.
34. There's a new season called Chibi Moon, all about Chibimoon in the future.-- God forbid any more that pink headed albino freak. We had enough of her in the SuperS.
35. Sailormoon is mentally retarded.-- All the lights may not be on upstairs, but she is NOT retarded.
36. Sailorsaturn is the oldest of the senshi.-- Sailorpluto is, technically.
37. There is a Sailor Diana who is the human form of that ADORABLE kitty.-- Ummm...no.
38. Sailor V is really Sailor JUPITER before she met up with the senshi.-- I thought Sailor V was blonde...
39. Hotaru is Haruka (Whom she calls Seiya **ICK**) and Michiru's daughter.-- ~sigh~ Haruka is Sailoruranus and Seiya is SailorStarFighter and Hotaru is not related to any of these people. That's just icky...
40. Mistress Nine is Hotaru's evil older sister.-- Mistress Nine is the entity that possesses Hotaru's body.
41. Uranus and Neptune have a child together [not Hotaru].-- Would some one PLEASE explain to me how two women can have children through sexual intercourse!!
42. ChibiUsa is Princess Kakyuu.-- Yeah, you can see them resemblence right down to the cresent moons on their foreheads and that pink hair of theirs. Please.
43. The Starlights are manly looking women who grow big boobs when they transform.-- This is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.
45. There is a real Sailor Earth.-- Only if you count Tuxedo Kamen-sama, but all senshi are female, and I doubt Mamoru is going to become a woman anytime soon.
46. Pluto and Endymion had a love affair.-- She might have had a crush on him in the manga, but she sure didn't have an affair...
47. The end of the whole SM manga is that the whole story, all of SM, is Usagi's dream.-- That's a dumb ending.
48. Tigerseye is the reincarnation of Nephrite.-- Nephrite's a tiger?
49. The Starlights are searching for Sailor Moon.-- They are searching for Princess Kakyuu.
50. Seiya is the son of Yaten and Sailor Star Maker.-- Oh skanky!
51. Seiya is Tuxedo Mask.-- Tuxedo Kamen's a woman?
52. Yaten is Elios.-- Yaten's a flying horse?
53. Princess Kakyuu And Yaten are married.-- Princess Kakyuu is married to a flying horse?
53. Haruka is Yaten's twin *brother*.-- Haruka's brother is a flying horse?
54. Hotaru is Setsuna's little sister.-- They aren't related.
55. Reeny is Serena's mother.-- You know, I'm my own grandmother too.
56. Reeny is Princess Kakyuu.-- Wait, I thought Rini was Chibichibi's mother and that ChibiChibi was Princess Kakyuu.
57. All the technicolor-haired senshi (including Reeny) belong to a cult.-- Cult?
58. Bunny's name in Japanase is Uranai Sukino.-- It's Tsukino Usagi.
59. Aruka hates Bunny, and usually Bunny get's on Aruka's nerves.-- First off, it's "Haruka," and Haruka doesn't hate Usagi.
60. Hotaru inherited some strange dark power from her father.-- So dark powers are hereditory now? Obviously some one wasn't listening in Biology...
61. Michiru wants Aruka to find a boyfriend.-- Sure she does. And it's Haruka!!! Get it right!
62. Ami's IQ is of 5000.-- It's 300.
63. Susana (Setsuna) was thrown out of the Time World.-- You don't say!
64. Ami was in love with Mamoru like a long time ago but she failed a test and couldn't be with him.-- Poor Urawa... Ami's a two-timer!
65. Reenie/Reeny/Rini is Sailor Renie Moon.-- As much as I hate to admit Chibi-Usa is an actual Senshi, her name's SailorChibimoon, but has been dubbed ~cringes~ Sailor Mini Moon.
66. Haruka is in love with Taiki.-- Ewwwwww!
67. Urawa Ryo, Mizuno Ami, and Kaioh Michiru are in a love triangle.-- ~coughs~ ick!
68. Sailor Cosmos in the manga is actually Yaten.-- Sailor Cosmos is ChibiChibi. She comes to the past so she won't have to fight Sailorchaos.
70. Haruka can change from a guy into a girl whenever he wants.-- Not quite....
71. The Kou brothers wear wigs.-- Wigs? Maybe the Starlights have male-pattern baldness? Please spare me this crap. The Starlights aren't brothers either and Kou is all of their first names. Technically, they aren't even guys...
72. Galaxia is Mimete reincarnated.-- Nooo....
73. Princess Kakyuu is actually Princess Selenity's sister, but she was kicked out of the Moon Kingdom.-- Wait a sec! I thought Rini/ChibiChibi was Princess Kakyuu! Please, Kakyuu is from the planet Kinmoku, she never even lived in the Moon Kingdom.
74. Minako and Artemis are lovers.-- Don't get me started. That's just skanky.
75. Luna and Artemis, when they're are human, in an episode, are turned into bad guys; Luna is Zoicite, and Artemis is Jadeite.-- I'm sure they did. And first off, Luna's the only one who turns human in the anime (Super Movie).
76. Mistress9 is Saturn's mom.-- And what a mother she is, ne?
77. Hotaru and Chibi-usa are "more than just friends".-- That's sick.
78. Naru is really Sailor Earth in disguise, but she just don't want to admit it because of this really long story about her not wanting to hurt her friends and her being the princess of Earth or something.-- Okkkkkk...
79. Haruka and Michiru aren't lesbians because in reality, Sailor Uranus had a twin brother who loved Sailor Neptune and some really weird story about their past.-- Here's that wonderful BS made up by SOS. Naoko-sama has said that they are lesbians. Geez, some people are so homophobic. Deal with it.
80. Chibichibi is Naru.-- I thought Naru was Sailor Earth.
81. Pluto's attack is "Yaga Scream".-- Yaga?
82. SailorMoonX is the name of the new season that stars Chibimoon.-- I thought that season was called Chibi Moon. There are no new episodes of Sailormoon.
83. Uranus and Neptune got married and had Saturn and Chibi-Chibi.-- Yep! They're also the proud parents of Yaten/Elios.
84. Hotaru(Sailorsaturn) is SailorStarHealer(Yaten) since she can heal other people.-- I thought Yaten was a flying horse. And SailorStarHealer doesn't heal anything. Even if she could, I doubt she would... hehe, I love her bitchy attitude....
85. Hotaru is really a Negaverse Villan in disguise.-- Yeah, she's really Kakyuu/Rini/ChibiChibi.
86. The Sailor Senshi used to be evil and work with the Negaverse.-- Some one's been reading too many fanfics.
87. Chibichibi is 400.-- I wonder if she bought any of those bueaty products from the Ayakashi Sisters to keep that youthful complexion of hers...
88. The Starlights are Outer Senshi.-- ~eyes blazing with anger~ NOOOOOO!!!!
89. Chibichibi is one of the Outer Senshi.-- I know we all want to be Outer Senshi...
90. Chibiusa is nicknamed Pink Lady.-- It's Small Lady. Did someone watch Grease in the middle of a long run of Sailormoon episodes?
91. Minako's last name is Amo.-- Amo? Some one's been sitting in Latin too long...it's Aino.
92. Serena is actually Serenity, but she just tells everyone it's Serena so she doesn't have to explain it.-- That explains why Usagi's retarded, ne? Sheesh.
93. The Amazoness Quartet and the Amazon Trio were the original Inner and Starlights before Seyia, Yaten, Taiki, Usagi, Ami, Rei, Makoto and Minako showed up.-- No. Just don't ask.
94. Neherenia is Mamoru's sister.-- That's it. You can really tell too, especially when comparing their sanities...
95. Sailormoon and her daughter, Chibichibimoon, are in a lesbian relationship.-- Oh ick! ChibiChibi is Sailor Galaxia's starseed.
96. Sailorvenus is the true ruler of the Moon Kingdom, Queen Serenity, but she gave it up to Sailormoon because she wanted to pursue archery.-- So that means when Sailorvenus and the rest of the senshi went to the Moon Kingdom, that Sailorvenus was talking to herself?
97. Sailormars is from Cuba.-- Aren't we all? I bet she's related to Fidel Castro too.
98. There are 400 hidden episode in which Usagi admits to being bisexual, gets pregnant, admits to being a lover with Minako, and then is murdered by the ghost of Queen Beryl.-- There are no hidden episodes and how did Minako get Usagi pregnant?
99. In a missing episode, Usagi is molested by her father.-- That's just not funny.
100. Makoto and Ami are really lesbians.-- Wait, I thought Ami was in love with Mamoru!
101. Sailorpluto is really Queen Serenity, but she hides her identity to avoid confronting Sailormoon.-- Wait, I thought Sailorvenus was Queen Serenity. That would make Sailorvenus Queen Serenity and Sailorpluto. Amazing. How does Minako do it?!
102. All the Senshi can turn into males, and they do in missing episodes to pursue heterosexual relationships with each other.--Where do you people find these lost episodes?
103. Usagi and Rei are actually lovers, and the only reason Usagi married Mamoru was to fulfill her duties as the Queen of Crystal Tokyo.-- Ick.
104. Chibi-usa is in love with ChibiChibi.-- Chibi-usa/Kakyuu is in love with ChibiChibi/Diana/Kakyuu? That would mean that Kakyuu is technically in love with herself.
105. Sailor Chibimoon is from the Negaverse.-- I wish she was, then Sailormoon would have to kill her.
106. Starhealer is in love with Starmaker.-- A flying horse is in love with Taiki?
107. Hotaru is Mistress 9 AND Master Pharaoh 90.-- I wonder if she's friends with Serenity/Venus/Pluto?
108. Hotaru is originally (born) evil and turned good, not the other way around.-- Hotaru's born good, becomes possessed (evil), dies, and is reborn good.
109. Sailor Venus's parents died in England and that's why Mina(ko) became Sailor V.-- Minako's parents are alive.
110. The Amazon Trio are brothers.-- How can a fish, a hawk, and a tiger be brothers?
111. Haruka and Usagi are in love in the manga.-- They aren't.
112. Elios and Chibiusa got married in the future.-- Chibi-Usa and Yaten the Flying Horse get married? Interesting. Actually, the manga kinda hints to this, but we don't know for sure.
113. Tuxedo Kamen is one of the Inner Senshi.-- Yeah, and doesn't that sailor fuku really bring out his eyes?
114. Haruka is a hermaphrodite in the manga.-- Sure she is. And Usagi, Chibi-usa/Kakyuu, and Venus/Serenity/Pluto are all transexuals.
115. Elios is a prince.-- He's the guardian of Elysion.
116. Ami was voted by her class as "most likely to marry Theodore Kazinski".-- Ummm.....?????
117. The reason Tuxedo Kamen wears a mask is because he is ugly. -- Yep. That has to be it.
118. Sailormoon is a ripoff of the Star Wars Trilogy.-- If Sailormoon's a ripoff of the Star Wars Trilogy, where's Chewbacca?
119. Usagi's brother has a crush on her.-- No, I believe Usagi belongs to the III foundation. Incest Is Icky.
120. The S in Sailormoon S and SuperS stands for sex.-- Ecchi!
121. Pioneer is suing Takeuchi Naoko for copying Pretty Sammy.-- This is an old, made-up lie.
122. Usagi was Sailor V and Minako was Sailor Moon but they traded off beacuse the crystals kept falling off of Minako's head and that they fit into Usagi's hair.-- So, Minako/Sailormoon/Serenity/Pluto is Usagi/Sailor V? I'm confused!
123. Andrew and Darien are both bisexual and have a love affair, but Darien married Serena because he was in love with her also and he wanted to have a child.-- Sick. That's just really sick.
124. In the Silver Millennium, Mina and Lita were lovers.-- Lita and Mina/Serenity/Sailormoon/Pluto were lovers? So that means Lita was having a love affair with 4 people. Think of the scandle...
125. Serena's name turns to Usagi when she Becomes Sailor Moon Super, which is in the second season.-- SMS is the third season and that's just stupid. Who comes up with this stuff?
126. The Starlights are actually Princess Kakyuu's mothers but she didn't like them so she went to live in an olive tree. The Starlights then turned into guys because they thought men suffered less.-- Princess Kakyuu lives in an olive tree? This is really funny.
127. Michiru and Setsuna are in love with each other because their last names rhyme. So are Haruka and Hotaru.-- Meioh and Kaioh don't rhyme actually. Neither do Tenoh and Tomoe. Anyway, that would be a stupid reason to fall in love with someone.
128. Usagi is the daughter of Zoicite and Malachite, that is where she got her hair color. Zoicite's dark and Malachite's light mixed to form Usagi's blonde.-- Ummm, so Usagi's parents are really Dark Generals?
129. All the senshi are Catholic.-- Rei is the only one who's religious preference we know. She's Shinto and goes to a private Catholic school.
130. Haruka and Michiru are the only lesbians in anime. And Naoko-sama almost got sued for that.-- Then why haven't the creator of Shoujo Kakumei Utena gotten sued yet I ask? Michiru and Haruka-san aren't and will never be the only lesbian characters in anime history and future animes.
131. Sailor Uranus is Sailor Earth.-- Uranus is 4 times bigger than earth, I swear, you people don't know what planet you live on? Well, let me help you, the only planet with known with so-called "intelligent" lifeforms on it.
132. Sailor Mars loves Sailor Uranus and tries to kill Sailor Neptune with her Mercury Fire Shooter in Sailor Moon Sexuals.-- Since when does Sailormars use Sailormercury's attacks? And Mercury controls water, not fire. What's with all the Sailormoon Sexuals seasons?
133. Neo Queen Serenity is the mother of Princess Serenity (Usagi).-- Not being as smart as Ami-chan, I could be wrong, but I don't think you can give birth to yourself.
134. Ami and Taiki run of and get married, and Taiki got pregnant with a child and Ami helps deliver the child, and the child is Princess Kakyuu.-- Wait, I thought Taiki was married to Yaten the Flying Horse and that Ami was in love Makoto and Mamoru!
135. Helios or Elios or whatever his name is and Setsuna had a brief but very deep love afair. The hid it from the others so as not to cause friction between the other scouts or make them jealous, paticularly Rini.-- Setsuna had an affair with Elios/Yaten? Noooo...
136. During the transformation scenes in the Japanese version, Sailor Moon is drawn totally nude, and her sailor suit is much more revealing.-- Someone's been watching a bit too much Devil Hunter Yohko. Sailormoon's and the other senshi's (excluding Jupiter's) trnasformation sequences are pretty much left alone in the dub except for being made shorter.
137. Sailor Neptune and Uranus go through all that couple stuff to hide the fact that they are each having affairs with the Inners.-- This means that the two Outer Senshi are trying to pretend to be in love in order to convince the Inners that the Inners are not having affairs with the Outers?
138. Yaten gets Setsuna pregnant in the anime.-- Setsuna has a baby with Yaten the flying horse?
139. DiC got so tired of people criticising its terrible dub that it is going to release Sailormoon S-subtitled and uncut.-- Bwahahaha!! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!


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