Wild, Wild...East?!

Well, the legendary Jim West, and I have him all to myself!!

Well, you know...

(The sound of a carrage)

General McGrath's boys...I've been waiting for you all week, and you pick tonight to show up...

Jim, you wouldn't be workin' up here tonight now, would you?

I'M NOT WORKIN'.

(start neckin'. Jim starts to stare out a knothole. He tries to keep kissing [Sora], but ends up smoochin' air.)

I'M NOT WORKIN'!!!!!!!!!

(Shoves Jim's shorts in the knothole) Problem solved...

Hey!! You can't just stick a man's grotchies in a hole like that!!!!!!!

In a watertower.....somewere....

(The men below start loading boxes onto the carrage. As they slam a crate onto the deck of the carrige, the horses freak and buck. The wheels of the carrige slam against one of the support beams, causing the tower to start to fall over...)

Oh Jim...

*Sweatdrop* Uhh..I think we're moving...