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THE QUESTION:
Kapila ka nipislit?
Ah!! way balikay!

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wn i afirmd God's choice 4 u 2 b
prt of me, i've tkn d rsk of
revealing 2 u d stuf of my soul.
iv alowd u 2 nter n2 d cntr of my
being c-ing me naked & actuali
armd u wid wepons 2 hurt me.
bt ds wilngness 2 b vulnrble
alowd me 2 xperience a skol
of luv w/ u wer i wud not wnt 2 flee...

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kpag nalulungkot ka,
lagi mong tatandaan
na may tatlong taong nagmamahal
at naniniwala sau
si God,
ung special someone mo...
at ako...
na frnd mo!

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o''''o
(-.-)
(,v(,)
!_!_!

  o''''o
  (-.-)
(,) v)
(_/L>

o''''o
(-.-)
( v(,)
t_>,_)

  o''''o
  (-.-)
(,) v)
(_/L>

o''''o
(-.-)
(,v(,)
!_!_!  pacute lng!

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wn i affirmed God's choice 4 u 2 b
prt of me, ive tkn d rsk of rvealing 2 u
d stuf of my soul. iv alowd u 2 nter n2
d cntr of my being c-ing me naked & actuali armd u w/ wepons 2 hurt me.
bt ds wilngns 2 b vulnerable alowd me
2 xperience a skol of luv w/ u wer
i wud nt wnt 2 flee...

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im glad we bcame frendz
pro sa 22o lng!
ayoko ng maging frend lang!
dahil so close ka na sa akin,
wen ever i nid u,
ur olwyz dr 4 me!
so... wl u b my...
"yaya?"

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0ooo     thank you 4
(     )    stepping
)   /    in 2 my
( ,/     lyf & being
my fren! hoping dat wat we hav
started wil not chnge as time
goes by!

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kumusta n aking kaibigan,
kapatid
kakampi
kabalikat
kapanalig
kababata
kaberks
kapuso
kapamilya
kapusa
kabayo
kalapati
kalabaw
kamatis
kamote
kawali
SMILE ka no?

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"THANK YOU" for touching my life
in ways you may never know. my
riches do not lie in material wealth,
but in having persons like
YOU -  a precious gift from GOD.

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"... for i am fearfully
nd wonderfully made."
PSALMS 139:14
in short...
"balaan akong ka gwapa"
walay pwde mo kontra.
biblical na!

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Ano b ang X?
un bang pinaiyak ka n pnatawad mo pa?
bnabalewala ka n, hinahanap mo pa?
ngmamahal n ng iba, minamahal mo pa?
o un bang lintik na variable n d natin
magawa-gawa sa algebra?

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Anong ggawin mo pg 2mulo ang
sipon mo s hrap ng crush mo?
Pahirin mo using ur point finger?
isubo at sipsipin den say...
s 22o lng laking NIDO din ako!

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isang         (*)
cute na      (';')")
umaga      (,)S(/
pra sa      (")-(")
isang cute na katulad mo.
isang cute na pagbati
galing sa mas cute sa'yo!

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(T)""""()
(   -.-)
(  ,(")),
DEAR GOD,
sana... wag mong pababayaan
ang bumabasa n2,
not only 2day but always...
kc YAN ANG BIBILI NG GIFT KO
SA PASKO! amen. c",)

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Nasa mol ako
kasama ko c bf #1,
biglang dating
c #2
#3
& #4
sabay sabi nila...
"cnu b tlga sa amin ang luv mo?"
sagot ko...
"kita nyo ung rebisco, iba't ibang
flavor pero lahat luv ko!"

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Let our motto be
LET GO & LET GOD
Let go of ur problems & Let God
handle dem; Let go of ur pain &
Let God heal; Let go of ur fears &
Let God sustain u!

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Alam mo b na ang tears
ay ms special kesa s smile?
bakit?
kc ang smile pwdng ibigay
kahit kanino...
pero ang luha
ay pra sa taong...
di mo kayang mawala... c",)

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HOLD UP     ()""""()
    ITO!     ("(  'o'  )")
                   (   a    /
   malooy ka sir!
wala koy kwarta POBRE ra tawon ko!
kana lng gabasa'g txt KWARTAHAN NA!

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sa buhay...
d mahalaga kung anong meron ka.
kung cno ka?
kung anong narating?
ang mahalaga, may
Diyos kang kasama, at
may ktxt kang mukhang artista!

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Sa ganitong panahon,
mahirap maghanap ng pngload
kc naghihirap n ang Pilipinas
pasalamat tau sa ating
tgapagbigay ng tuwa't saya
dahil sa 258,
Lowbat lang ang pahinga!

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Sa umaga paggising
lahat iisipin, kng san pupunta...
kng anong gagawin...
d mo alam kng alin uunahin...
pero ako? Ikaw muna grit ko
Good Morning!

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@'.   .'@ /'.   . '@
(   ._'.   )(   ";    )
   AKO     IKAW
larawan nating dalawa...
cute tayo di ba?
ako yung may dimple
tapos ikaw yung may sipon.

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(,")_, kung
<(,/L   ANGHEL
lang ako,
i will protect you!
i will prosper you!
i will watch over you!
But what can i do?
ANGEL FACE lang ako!
SAYANG NO?

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("*")  ()""*()  >o<
  'v'   ( 'o',  )  >o<
*|= =(,,)= =(,,)= =|*
dumungaw ako
sa bintana para isigaw ko
"GOOD MORNINGGGGGGGG!"
umabot ba dyan? have a nice day!

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Magandang ibigay na regalo
Sa kaibigan: KATAPATAN
Sa kaaway: PAGPAPATAWAD
Sa magulang: PASASALAMAT
Sa Diyos: ANG YONG BUHAY
Sa Akin:
PASALOAD n lng masaya na ako!

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God said: "If u nvr felt pain, hw wud u
know i'm a HEALER?
if u nvr felt sadness hw wud u know
i'm a COM4TER?
CHild, if lyf is perfect, wud u still
KNOW ME?

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A prayer, 'Lord wn i lose hop cz my
plans hv cam 2 nthng, hlp me 2
rmmbr dat ur luv s alwys gr8r dan
my dsappmnts & ur plans 4 my lyf
r alwys btr dan my drms.'

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Asa na diay ka? Rply pud oi! Gahulat ko nimo diri sa...
ABS-CBN
taping nato karon sa teleserye
entitled:
PANDAY
pagdala ug
LANSANG
pagdali!

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frendship is impossible to keep
w/in urself...
it wil alwys xtend as far as it can
reach to touch harts...
exactly lyk d way u touched myn...
tnx so much!

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Life may somtyms b raf road
2 wok on, wer evrything sims wrong
bt dont give up, just go on
cz wen u think ur alone
luk bak & ul find Jesus
walking along!

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I knocked at Heavens door ds day.
God said "wat can i do 4 u?"
'FAVOR' i said,
'pls love, protect, guide & bles d 1
reading ds msg.'
He smiled & replied "GRANTED!"

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Math magic: Ur celfon last # x 2,
Add 5, x 50, add ur AGE, + 365, &
minus 615. D last 2 nos. is ur age &
d 1st # is ur cels's last no.
ASTIG NO?!
Pagkalat mo!

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Pg natagpuan mo ang PAG-IBIG,
itago mo, alagaan mo, gawin mong 22o
gawin mo ang tama.
kc sa pag-ibig
mkkpag-loan ka ng BAHAY!

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Parang may kulang sa celfon ko
Signal?
Mayroon nmn,
Load?
30 pa nmn,
Battery?
Full nmn,
Txt mo?
Wala p nmn,
Un pala ang kulang...
txt naman jan!

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  .**.   Can i stay
(.'_'.)  here in ur
(,)('')('')  inbox?
Upo lang ako, promise i'll behave
until Dec. 25 lng!
So il b d 1st 2 greet u
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Makulit man ang 2lad ko,
mami-miss mo rin ako,
magulo man akong tao,
masasanay ka rin,
Pero isa lng ang ccguraduhin ko sau,
"walang ibang ganyan kundi AKO!"

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U dont nid 2 hear frm me everyday
2 assure u dat im a friend
& u dont hav 2 see me 2 know
dat im real, u juz hav 2 know dat
somehow, somewhere...
im just ryt here!

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u know what?
a PEPSI commercial on tv
surprised me...
"a monkey driving a taxi car"
gosh!
KOMERSYAL MODEL ka na pala?
Oops! dont get mad...
ders no sugar!

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Always remember
Life is never without a problem,
never without difficulty,
never without hurtful moments,
but never w/out ME to lean on.

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itz so hard 2 find a perfect frend!
my gosh nmn kc noh!
luk how big d mundo.... heler!
u tink i can lakbay dat ol d way?
d na noh! no nid!
eh, y pa?
i hav u nmn!

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Unsaon kng 1 day...
papili-on ko ni LORD...
red horse o ikaw?
lisod ni da...
pero pinangga man tka...
ikaw ang akong pili-on!
pero paliti kog REDHORSE! ;-)


i am not sure wat lyf cud bring...
i am not sure f drims cum true,
i am not sure wat luv can do...
but im vry sure about 1 thing...
1 + 1 is 2...
sakto noh?

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i nvr imagined at 1 point n tym
id b so gr8ful
i nvr tot 8 cn b real
2 bump n2 sumbdy hu can
make a difrns n my lyf.
u may not b aware... but hey!
u did... tnx!

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i cnt imagine hw da 2 of us strtd
2 knw each othr,
ol i know s thr's sumthing n u tht
mkes me fel fyn!
so i hop ul nvr chnge
n b wat u r whm i've knwn
u from d strt.

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sna khit d aq ngpaparmdam
kilala mo p rn ako
sna khit d mo ako lging ksma
naaalala mo p rn ako
at sna khit wla ako
mrmdaman mo n d2 lng ako lgi
kaibigan mo!

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. -. .- .
".       ."   i'm
   " . "     sending u
  my heart....
to stay in ur inbox...
ingatan mo yan ha?
proof of our FRIENDSHIP!
once deleted... it's considered broken.

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sa laki ng earth, d b nkk2wa n
ngkakilala tau?
at s dnmi-dami ng mga tao,
d b nkkpgtaka kung bakit tau
pinagtagpo? sabi kc ni Lord,
"basta mga salawayon
bagay gd bungguon!"

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2 share wat is difficult, 2 heal wat is
hurting, 2 think wat is not possible,
2 understand w/o even talking...
Dat's d miracle of Faith & Love.

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minsan joker ako,
minsan seryoso!
minsan sweet,
minsan weird!
minsan mgulo,
minsan cool!
pero kahit gani2 ako...
luv ka ng "pasaway na to"

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smtyms u smyl 2 hyd d pain,
smtyms u intnd 2 laf 2 covr d hurt,
whthr u smyl or laf,
u cn nvr hyd wat u fil insyd,
take imodium,
1 doze, 1 hour
LBM ay tapos!

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I had a dream, it was about u.
I smyld & recalled d memories we had
den i noticed a tear fel frm my eyes.
u know Y? coz in my dream,
"gitusok nimo akong mata!
Bad ka! bad ka!"

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Wen God gives u
one important thing in life...
nvr hold it too tight!
so wen HE asks u 2 giv it back...
it's easy 2 let go
w/o hurting so bad.

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Minsan sa buhay, ikay nadapa...
gumulong, naputikan, naapakan ng iba,
pero na22 ka ring bumangon,
humarap sa lahat at nagsabi...
"hubog lng ko parts!" :)

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As we travel thru life,
pastures aren't always green,
nor the waters still... But when the
storms beat the hardest, God
draws near & whispers, I AM HERE!

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Lyf is a game
tau ang playerz!
everyday panibagong round...
sa laro ng buhay ko
sna nandun ka lang...
kc pg d ko n kaya,
sisigaw ako:
"friend, sub.!..."

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                  PANGIT  MO!
P -erfect
A -ttractive
N -ice
G -orgeous
I  -ntelligent
T -ulad ko!
NAKS! ngiti sya.. akala mo kung
ano na no? iforward mo rin
sa ibang PANGIT...

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You are a blessed person
with an important role
to play in life
and God is watching over you
with love & concern...
be the best u can be for
God's purpose...

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When trials come, we tend to ask,
"Lord, why me?"
But as blessings pour on us each day,
we never ask "Lord, why me?"
Let's learn 2 say,
"THANK GOD IT'S ME!"

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mnsan ang pag-ibig parang ibon
kailangan pakawalan
kailangan palayain
babalik un kng sau
pero kng hindi...
hala, tiradora, para sadya!

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Tym is lyk a river...
u can't step on d same water twice
bcoz d flow dat has passed
wil never pass u again
cherish every moment of ur lyf...
stay happy!

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y does cupid symbolizes baby angels?
dat s 2 remind us dat luv nvr grows old
but y s cupid's arrow directed 2 d hart?
2 remind us dat tru luv hurts...

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hirap magsabi ng "sori"
hirap mgsabi ng "mahal kita"
hirap mgsabi ng "kailangan kita"
pero nalaman ko...
pinakamahirap p lng sabihin ung...
"Lower, Rural, Ruler" ng 10 times.
promiz, try mo!

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dnt be afraid 2 cum 2 me n 'cry'
dnt evr hesit8 2 luk me n d 'eye'
dnt evr b afraid of tellin' me hw u 'fil'
rmmbr ur my "frend"
n we gotta kip it real!

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BELIEVE while others doubt
WORK while others wish
SAVE while others waste
PERSEVERE while others quit
PRAY and STAY while others stray!

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sm1 hus vry fast cud easily escape
from a gun, bt he can nvr avoid
a bullet... jst lyk in luv...
u cud easily avoid sum1 bt nvr d luv
dt dtryks d hart!

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An angel apird bside me last nyt
he askd me 2 go w/ him 2 heaven
i didn't go... Why?
kalayo ato!
unyag way signal did2!
di ko katxt nimo...
kamingaw no...

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MAN: God, how long is a million
          yirs 2 u?
GOD: A second.
MAN: How much is $ 1 million 2 u?
GOD: A cent.
MAN: God, can i borrow a cent?
GOD: Wait a second.

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Kahit san ka mgpunta!
SANA...
lagi kang msaya
at sna mag-ingat ka!
DAHIL...
MAHAL NA MAHAL
NA MAHAL NA MAHAL
NA MAHAL ANG PAMASAHE
ngaun grabe!

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Liv ur lyf w/ a joyful heart
& kip ur spirit free.
Stay tru & firm 2 ol ur dreams
& b d bst dat u can be.
Put God 1st n everything u do
& success wil surely follow u!

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I'm HAPPY 2 greet u...
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Good morning!
kaya mo yun?

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(",)  PASKO
< )  na sad
JL  mgtuon tag
+
(",) pasaylo sa
< )/  atong mga
JL  KAAWAY
gakson ta sila ug hugot hangtud
sila MAMATAY para wana tay
KAAWAY! yehey!

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Start the day with a DEEP BREATH...
inhale all the LOVE & GOODNESS
of GOD... exhale the TEARS, FEARS
& all WORRIES. then,
(,") S-M-I-L-E (",)
Gud morning!

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Sum pipol mzundrstud my attitude
Sum pipol g8 hurt d way i tok
Sum pipol g8 angry cz of my ndffernce
bt dts d REAL ME & i dnt nid 2
PRETEND jz 2 pls ANyBDy ;)

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true friendship requires real effort...
even when everyone is busy with their
own lives... a simple msg reminds
each other dat u r not 4gotten! mis u!

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Alam ko...
naiinis ka na
s mga msgs ko
sa mga gritngs ko
cguro nga ang kulit ko
BUOT KA!
kaw daw UNLIMITED
lalim ba?

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Frndship s an investment!
it gives u security, hapiness, trust
luv & care. tnx 4 depositing
ds 2 me w/out even asking 4 any
interest. Pls dont withdraw!

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ANg PISO ay d bsta PISO lng!
bawat piraso pnghihirapan
katumbas 2 ng DUGO'T PAWIS
ng ating mga magulang.
kaya pg ngtxt ako sau...
mgrply ka!
MAHIYA k nmn sa PARENTS ko!

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pinangarap ko tlg n mksama ka
sa kwar2 ko, sa kama ko,
patay ang ilaw at nktalukbong tau
para ipakita ko sau
na "glow in d dark"
ang bagong relo ko...

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Ingatan mo ung taong
laging andyan para sau
laging nag-iisip, laging ngmmahal,
laging nag-aalala....
kc pg yan nwala, mahirap na
kya ikaw ingatan mo kng cno man sya!

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D first sunlight to touch ur
FACE is my whisper to GOD
to TAKE CARE of YOU
& to make ur day a PLEASANT one.
GOOD MORNING!
HAVE A NICE DAY!

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"JESUS" has his own way of making
u SMILE especially at times wen u
wanna give up & lose hope, certain
surprises come ur way dat make u
rise & kip u going!

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Lam mo miz na kita,
ung kakaibang smyl mo,
ung sobrang kakulitan mo,
pati na rn ung weird na jokes mo,
pero lam mo kng anong miz ko sa lhat?
ung smyl na nilalagay mo sa face ko!

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Ang PUSO prang BOTE....
pg nabasag
mahirap ng mabuo muli
ngunit tandaan mo,
nabasag man ang PUSO mo
may isang tao na handang masugatan
sa basag na piraso pra lang
buuin muli ito.

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Pg nagmahal ka s isang tao,
dapat SMART ka.
wag kang P-TALK N'TXT lng.
Dapat bigyan mo ng liwanang ng SUN
ang buong GLOBE nya.
Dapat nkka-TOUCH.
pero wag masyadong ADDICT ha?

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D person u see n d mirror erli n d morning s exactly d person hu God
sees and loves.
No jewelry, w/ hair not fixed,
no status, no title...
just u and ur gud heart!

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Kainip.... grabe
(,")__,
<(,/L
wla makausap
limot na yata ako...
musta na kaya un?
a basta...!
hintay ko pa rin txt nya...
bka ngtitipid lng. (,")
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