The Secret Society of the Rare Mongolian Goose-Footed Rabbit-Cow Fish Thing
		This is the official secret page which was secretly made in secret for secret purposes of pure secrecy. Here, we can only tell you a certain ammount of secret stuff like the secret minutes of our secret society's secret meetings which are held in secret, the secret oath, the secret handshake, the secret constitution, and the secret reasons for all this secrecy. Actually, that's about everything... except for the place to sign up for the secret society, which can be found at the bottom of the page! Muhuhahahaaaaaaaaaaaa! Crap.
				What exactly is this terrifying creature? Nobody knows... But it is responsible for the destruction of 12 cities, the leveling of 17 military establishments, the slaughtering of over 3,000 soldiers, and the ripping apart of my brand-new couch. We, of the Secret society have but one mission: to run away from the creature at any time possible, which is how we got our terrifying logo! Fear us!
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