Secret Stuff We Don't Want People to Know About

This is the place where we keep stuff that we don't want people to know about. A rather embarrassing example can be found to the right. Our AA Guns bombarded his aircraft which could only be described as a flying sleigh, with engines looking somewhat like reindeer. Around 12:00, he started dropping bombs that slightly resembled toys. Soon after, he started landing on the citizens' roofs and jumping down the chimneys. There, we're sure, he platned more toy-bombs. So, you probably get the idea now.

Top Secret New Secret Weapons Page

This man was caught sneaking through our airtight security system Christmas Morning at approx. 12:20 AM.

Secret Public Stuff That's Kept Secret

The Secret Ministry of Secrecy

Plans for "Secret Land" Amusement Park