1. I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde
jokes because I know I'm not dumb ... and I also know that I'm not blonde. --Dolly
Parton
2. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb
women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. --Erica Jong
3. I want to have children, but my friends
scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do
anything that feels good for 36 hours. --Rita Rudner
4. My husband and I are either going to buy a
dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. --Rita
Rudner
5. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you
have given birth. --Erma Bombeck
6. If high heels were so wonderful, men would
still be wearing them. --Sue Grafton
7. I'm not going to vacuum till Sears makes
one you can ride on. --Roseanne Barr
8. I think, therefore I'm single. -- Lizz
Winstead
9. When women are depressed they either eat
or go shopping. Men invade another country. --Elayne Boosler
10. Behind every successful man is a
surprised woman.
--Maryon Pearson
11. I base most of my fashion taste on what
doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner
12. In politics, if you want anything said,
ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. -- Margaret Thatcher
13. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice
on how to combine marriage and a career. --Gloria Steinem
14. Some of us are becoming the men we wanted
to marry. --Gloria Steinem
15. I never married because there was no
need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband: I have a dog
that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home
late at night.
--Marie Corelli
16. Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable
truths.
--Baroness Edith Summerskill
17. If men can run the world, why can't they
stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose
around your neck? --Linda Ellerbee
18. I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time
I leave a man I keep his house. --Zsa Zsa Gabor
19. Nobody can make you feel inferior without
your consent. --Eleanor Roosevelt
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