Asshole Hi... I'm an asshole. I take pleasure in watching while you cry in pain. I enjoy locking you out of the house to be stuck out in the rain. I'm that son of a bitch who comes from behind to push you down the
stairs. I'm that lazy mother fucker who sits by the car while his girlfriend
puts on the spare. Hi... I'm an asshole. I tried to be nice But it didn't work. I tried to be caring But... it only hurt I started not caring And it started to work... But you could go to Hell. Now all I do Is think of ways To make you hurt And feel my pain You liked it at first But you started to change You wanted the old me But I liked this game. So no more flowers No endearing remarks No rose-petal showers No more walks in the park You want me to hold your hand Well you could hold it on your own You brought out this side of me So bitch, leave me alone You call me an asshole As you walk away And with an upraised middle-finger, I scream, "You gave me that name!"
~C. Kuper