My Interview With Seiya

*Authors Note: I've been doing a lot of research on Seiya, so how he is portrayed in this interview is based on the personality that I looked up (from reliable sources!).*

Me: Hello everyone and welcome to yet another interview by me! Well, it's been awhile, since my last interview with Hotaru Tomoe. I've been at the Concordia Spanish Camp (Cass Lake) for the past 2 weeks. Anywho, today I have here a friend that she's recommended. Please say hello to the vocalist of the Three Lights, Seiya Kou!

*Loud screaming and crying and cheering is heard from outside the heavily guarded door.*

Seiya: Hmph.

Me: Ok...SO how old are ya Seiya?

Seiya: Why do you even care?

Me: Geez, TOUCHY...

Seiya: WHERE'S MY WATER?!?!

*Suddenly a guy in dreads runs in.*

Guy: Here sir.

*The guy hands Seiya the water. Seiya takes one look at it and hurls it at the guy.*

Seiya: I ASKED for Naya water! This is NOT Naya!

Guy: Sorry sir! *Runs out*

Me: Look Seiya dear, do you want to do this interview or not?

Seiya: (Making a face as he drinks the water) yeah, sure, whatever.

Me: Ok then, HOW OLD ARE YOU?!?!

Seiya: No.

Me: Yes.

Seiya: No.

Me: I'll give you a cookie...

Seiya: No.

Me: Tell me or I won't pay you.

*Authors Note: Seiya was the first person I ever had to actually PAY to interview.*

Seiya: 16.

Me: Now we're making progress. So where do you live Seiya?

Seiya: Tokyo.

Me: Ok, so what's it like to be famous? Liking all the chicks?

Seiya: No and it's annoying. Are we done yet?

Me: No. So do you have a girlfriend?

Seiya: Serena Tsukino.

Me: Really? Who's she?

Seiya: Why do you care?

*Suddenly there's a lot of screaming, two grunts, and a slam on the door. The door then bursts open to Serena, Reeny, Mina, Raye, and Lita.*

Serena: WHAT IS THIS ABOUT ME BEING YOUR GIRLFRIEND?!?! YOU WOULND'T EVEN GIVE ME THAT BEAR FROM THE KEYCHAIN CATCHING MACHINE!!!

*Authors Note: True too, happened in Sailor Moon episode #181, Seiya and Usagi's Heart Pounding Date.*

Seiya: So? If you want one, you can catch one yourself! I already told you that!

Lita: SERENA AND DARIEN WERE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER!!! NOT YOU AND SERENA!!!

Serena: YEAH!!!

Raye: BESIDES, you're just a lame-#$% jerk anyway!

Mina: Well I wouldn't go THAT far there Raye. After all he IS hot...and he plays American football...and he's lead vocal for the Three Lights...and he IS hot...

Reeny: ACK!!! As much as I don't want to admit it, SERENA AND DARIEN WERE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER!!! HECK, IF THEY DIDN'T MARRY, THEN I'DVE NEVER BEEN BORN!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Seiya: I'm feeling pressured. I don't like feeling pressured. GUARDS!!!

*Suddenly two security guards who were standing outside the door doing crowd control come barging in.*

Seiya: Guards, please take these annoying little girls away from me.

Serena, Lita, Reeny, Raye, and Mina: NO!!!

*A ton of screaming, the throwing of Seiya's water, 2 more guards, 4 broken chairs, a paramedic, a police man, 45 screaming fans who managed to find their way in through the fire escape, and the SWAT team later...*

Me: (Frazzled) and we're back with *glares* Seiya Kou.

Seiya: WHERE'S MY NAYA?!?! Oh are we back on?

Me: (Seriously annoyed) so...what school do you go to?

Seiya: Juuban High.

Me: Thanks.

Seiya: Whatever.

Me: Geez, SOMEBODY'S got an attitude issue.

Seiya: You know what, I don't like you.

Me: Well thank you Captain Obvious.

Seiya: UGH!!! I can't STAND people like you. Hey, when is this interview going to be printed in People anyway?

Me: Never.

Seiya: Pardon?

Me: I just said that to get you to come here.

Seiya: @#$%^*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Somewhere off in the distance we hear Reeny asking Amy what @#$%^* means.*

Me: Watch the language there dear.

*Seiya gives an exasperated sigh and storms out of the room.*

Me: Well we got far. Oh well, so much for him. Thank you for reading my interview with Seiya! Next time I'll bring in somebody better. I hope.