myintvwyaten


	My Interview With Yaten A lot of cheering and applauding come from an audience of 140 guests in the studio. Me: Hello everyone and welcome to another interview! Today I've decided to try my interviews in front of a crowd (to keep me safe from that Serena chick). Applause is heard. Me: Last time I interviewed the jerk-off, snobby, superstar Seiya Kou. Well today, as is with my policy, I'm here with his friend. Say hello Yaten Kou! A wild amount of applauding is heard from a bunch of screaming you girls holding up signs for the infamous keyboard player. Yaten casually walks out and sits down. Yaten: Yeah hi. Me: Hello Yaten Kou, it's a pleasure to have you here today! Yaten: Yeah sure whatever. Me: Uh-huh. So...how old are you Yaten? Yaten: (In a snobby voice) well if you MUST know, I'm 16. Me: Hmmmm...you're kinda cute. ^_^ Yaten: I know. But back off. I'm only doing this because I have nothing better to do. Me: Ouch. Yaten: You're ugly anyway. Audience: GASP!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: HEY!!! Yaten: Truth hurts. Me: (Mumbles a bunch of words that shant be said in this fic) so...YATEN...where do you live? Yaten: None of your business. Audience: GASP!!! Me: Yes. Yaten: No. Me: TELL ME!!! Audience: YEAH!!! Yaten: My gosh you're nosy! Well if you MUST know I live in Tokyo. Me: (Seriously angry) that's...good...so...what do you for a living? 50 Girls In Audience: Screams AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Various screamed phrases are heard, such as, "I LOVE YOU!!!", "YATEN!!!", "MARRY ME!!!", "YOU'RE SO GREAT!!!", and "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!" Yaten: (Annoyed) I'm the keyboard player for the music group The Three Lights. Audience: (Screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Me: (Annoyed) well at least you're better than Seiya. So do you have a girlfriend Yaten? Yaten: No. Me: Really? Yaten: Ugh, don't you EVER quit pushing? Me: I'll take that as a yes. So, what's 2 + 2? Yaten: Pardon? I'm not in the mood for your silly riff-raff. Suddenly one of the off-stage crew comes walking up with a bottle of Naya. Yaten: What is this? I SAID I WANTED EVIAN!!! THIS IS NOT EVIAN!!! ARGH!!! Stage Guy: S-s-s-sorry. Yaten: Some people. Me: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr... Yaten: Yawn are we done yet? Me: No. Yaten: Slumps in chair well hurry up then. Me: Fine, so what do you think of the Sailor Scouts? Yaten: (Un-phased) they stink. Me: Pardon? Yaten: Yeah, I like those hot chicks with the black leather a lot better. They're so much stronger. Suddenly there's a ton of screams from the audience. Everyone turns to see a fuming Serena, holding 2 unconscious audience members. Serena: YOU'RE FROM THE NEGAVERSE AREN'T YOU?!?! Me: SECURITY!!! Suddenly a big, burly bald man comes running out to try to restrain her. Serena screams and hurls the unconscious audience members at him. She then runs up to the front of the stage where she takes a chair and, while screaming a ton of swear words, hits Merc repeatedly over the head with it. Serena: YOU bleepbleepbleep!!! YOU'RE FROM THE bleepING NEGAVERSE!!! Bleep YOU!!! DIE!!! Bleep YOU AND ALL YOUR bleepING FAMILY!!! AAAAAAA!!! Me: STOP!!! OUCH THATBleepbleepHURTS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yaten, who is un-phased by all of this, turns around and walks off stage. Serena meanwhile continues to attack Merc with the chair, smashing it (still) against her head. SMASH!!! SMASH!!! SMASH!!! SMASH!!! WHAM!!! WHAM!!! WHAM!!! WHAM!!! Me: (Unconscious) uhhhh... Suddenly the bald security guy comes charging at Serena. There's a heated battle where a camera man is thrown, 5 chairs are hurled, a lot of swearing, the calling of the police, the tossing of a 160 pound camera into the poor audience, the tossing of Serena into the poor audience, and a lot of screaming. Serena: DIE YOU!!! Slams chair into security guy as security guy tries to tackle and disable Serena. Me: (Half-dead) ok...bye-bye...everyone... The End