Top Tens Lists #10: Special Fan Edition
This version of the top tens lists was totally written by other people who took the
time to write up their own lists and e-mail them to me. I got such a flood of e-mails
that I've decided to dedicate this whole version to those people! I've had to edit
them for a few reasons but for the most part they are true to the context that they came!
Enjoy!
Top Ten Reasons Why Serena Hates Her Hair*
10. Ever tried shampooing and conditioning ankle length hair?
9. Ever tried dying ankle length hair?
8. Chronic neck and back aches for the ankle length hair.
7. The hair ALWAYS gets into the food!
6. Ever wonder why Serena always trips for no apparent reason? Those pigtails are
just an accident waiting to happen!
5. Darien gets his hands tangled in her hair whenever he tries to stroke it.
4. How would YOU like to be twenty-two and have your hair go gray pre-maturely?
3. It must take FOREVER to do those buns!
2. Ever wonder what would happen if she were to walk too close to a fan?
1. While spinning around to activate her scepter/tiara/whatever, she manages to whap
everybody over the head with it (the pigtails)!
*This list was made up by AllyM25!*
Top Ten Things That The People Of The Negaverse Say*
10. "Get that crystal!"
9. "Get rid of those scouts!"
8. "Those bothersome scouts!"
7. "Soon the universe will be no more, only the Negaverse!"
6. "Give me your energy!"
5. "I want your energy!"
4. "I know that face!"
3. "Yes my queen."
2. "We didn't come here to put on some scout jamboree."
1. "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
*This list was made up by Trisha Thacker.*
Top Ten Weird Things About Tuxedo Mask*
10. His little flying routine
9. When he's good, he throws roses and hits with his little cane. When he's bad,
he controls creatures, teleports into thin air, actually fights...
8. The outfit, for a ball he'd be sharper than a tack. For fighting, he looks like
an idiot (sanzily-dressed, but an idiot none-the-less).
7. The outfits for everyday life (most boys his age wouldn't be caught dead
in what he wears).
6. Not being able to connect Serena's cat, Luna, to Sailor Moon's cat, Luna.
5. The fact that nobody notices when he suddenly vanishes into thin air for
no apparent reason.
4. That princess that he always dreams of has Serena's hair
yet he doesn't even consider her for a second!
3. Out of everyone on the series, he dies the most.
2. He teases Serena and he's secretly in love with Sailor Moon.
1. The fact that he's an animé guy and we all love him.
*This one was also made up by Trisha Thacker!*
Top Ten Things We Hate About Reeny*
10. The pink hair
9. She TRIED to steal Darien away from Serena even though he was her
dad and she knew it (YUCK!!!)!
8. She's always trying to steal the Silver Crystal.
7. She's a little spore.
6. Her voice and laugh when she's both Black Lady and Reeny (in both English
and Japanese).
5. She hates Serena but trusts Sailor Moon.
4. It takes her the entire second half of the R series to figure out that Serena
and Darien were her parents.
3. The name
2. The attacks (Pink Sugar Heart Attack?)
1. REENY HERSELF!!!
*Another one made up by Trisha Thacker! Not half bad if I do say so myself!*
Top Ten Things That You'll Never Hear The Negaverse Say*
10. Let's not steal Molly's energy!
9. Black? That color is so last year! I say we go with pink!
8. Hey! Maybe that girl with the same hairstyle as Sailor Moon's IS Sailor Moon!
7. I have an idea! Let's NOT describe our plans as we're carrying them out!
6. Boy, with all that wine we drink, it's a wonder that we're not passing out!
5. Beryl: Wise Man, give me back my crystal ball!
4. Sapphire: How come I look like a blue-haired version of Darien?
3. The Negaverse Males: How come I always fall in love with Sailor Moon?
2. Hey, there are other places in the world to attack! Let's go there!
1. All Negaverse Males: Whose hotter, Sailor Mars or Sailor Venus?
*This one was made up by Peach! A really good one if I do
say so myself!*
Top Ten Things The Enemy Will Do While The Scouts Transform*
10. Read 'Moby Dick' 5 times
9. Order Take Out
8. Play hopscotch
7. Rob a few onlookers of their energy
6. Make out a will
5. Play poker
4. Sue over their deaths
3. Sleep
2. Hire a bodyguard
1. Enjoy the site of 14 year-old girls spinning
around naked in mid-air.
*This one was also made up by Peach.*
Top Ten Things Darien's Jacket Pockets Are Filled With*
10. A picture of Serena
9. Two dollars (he HAD 2 hundred until he and Serena
passed the ice-cream store)
8. A picture of Reeny
7. Receipt for on thousand long-stemmed roses
6. A diary (so that he remembers who he is)
5. The white mask
4. A really smashed and crumpled top hat
3. A really HUGE pair of sunglasses
2. A mini-tape recorder to play his little Tuxedo Mask theme
1. The REAL Silver Crystal
*This one was made up by Sailor Serenity.*
Top Ten Things You'll NEVER See On Sailor Moon*
10. Amy panicking
9. Raye saying that Serena will have a very good excuse for
Serena being late.
8. An episode without a "Meatball Head" or "Odango Atama" joke.
7. Lita meeting a guy that doesn't look like her old boyfriend.
6. Amy and Greg playing jokes on the scouts via Greg's ESP.
5. Serena skipping the Arcade to study.
4. Lita professing her undying love for Melvin.
3. Mina with a REAL boyfriend.
2. Darien showing off his Three Lights Member #1 fan club card.
1. Haruka cutting something with her Space Sword.
*Yet another one made up by Sailor Serenity!*
Top Ten Reasons Why The Negaverse Always Gets Beaten
10. They just STAND there while the scouts do their little speeches.
9. They just STAND there and listen to the attack phrases instead of attacking.
8. They all fall in love with one of the scouts at one time or another (this includes
Tuxedo Mask).
7. They NEVER try global domination; it's just Tokyo domination.
6. They're stopped by a rose.
5. They always attack the scouts when they're grouped together.
4. They never recognize Serena as Sailor Moon, let alone any of the other scouts.
3. The ALWAYS underestimate the scouts!
2. They reveal their plans before hand.
1. They just stand there stupidly whenever somebody uses the Silver Crystal!
*This list was made up by Lena Sauran. I really liked this one!*
Top Ten Reasons Why Darien Goes Out With Serena
10. She's Sailor Moon, mini-skirt and all!
9. She's the only girl that openly likes him.
8. To tick off Seiya
7. She'll do anything he says in a heartbeat
6. To make her happy so that she won't shriek like a banshee.
5. To tick off Alan.
4. To tick off Ann.
3. To tick off Raye.
2. The REALLY tight Sailor outfit.
1. To be King of the World in the future (hey can't go wrong with that!).
*This one was made up by Jay!*
Top Ten Ways To Annoy Serena*
1. Call her dumpling head
2. Call her meatball head
3. Mock her repeatedly.
4. Accidentally put her first test with a 100% on it in the
garbage disposal
before her family and friends see it.
5. Try to take over the world while she is out on a date with
Darien.
6. Try to become leader of the Sailor Scouts.
7. Try to cut her hair.
8. Go out with Andrew.
9. Stick Reeny in her bed while she's sleeping.
10. Go out with Darien.
*This one was made up by Blackstream!*
Top Ten Things Serena Has In Her Room
10. 25 million hair pins
9. A 'How to Walk in High Heels' book
8. An application for manners school.
7. A list of phone numbers, including ones for the doctor,
police, fire station, Poison Control, 1-800-FACTS, hospital,
vet, and her insurance company (who currently has her on
their risk insurance).
6. A 'How to Annoy People, Then Kill Them' book
5. 1 dozen roses
4. A Luna and Raye warning device
3. 10 billion Band-Aids
2. A '103 Excuses' book
1. 100 pictures of her and Darien
*This one was made up by Nikki!*