Top Tens Lists #11
Top Ten Things You'll Find In A Negaverse Grocery Store
10. A lot of hair dye (for those villains who like to be unique,
such as CereCere, Galaxia, Sapphire, etc.)
9. Rust-Away (for all those metal ornaments that they wear)
7. Sword polisher (for the generals)
6. A TON of hair gel (for those villains who like the spike look,
such as Rubeus)
5. Panty hose (for those villains who wear skirts, such as
Emerald, PallaPalla, etc.)
4. Microphones (for those way eerie voice echoes)
3. The book 'Completing Missions For Dummies'.
2. Pep pills (have you noticed that they NEVER sleep?)
1. A TON of wine (in all the seasons everybody drinks WINE!!!)
Top Ten Mysteries About (The Show) Sailor Moon
10. If Setsuna has been growing out her hair for 3,000 years,
wouldn't it be a TAD longer?
9. How long does it take to do those buns in the morning?
8. Why is it that when Serena is using her scepter in the R
series, her hair grows longer and longer as she spins?
7. Why do all the men have HUGE shoulders with pea-sized
heads?
6. How does Lita's hair constantly defy gravity (those whispies
never stay down)?
5. What happened to the rest of the scouts in their pasts?
4. Doesn't Serena's mom ever get suspicious that her 2
"nieces" have been staying at her house for over a year
(Reeny for over 2 years) and yet their "mother" hasn't come to pick them up?
3. Why are the people with the highest authority the ditziest?
2. Why DOES the Negaverse always attack Tokyo anyway?
1. Doesn't Serena ever get dizzy or sick from doing her Moon
Spiral Heart Attack and Rainbow Moon Heartache? (Gosh, I
mean I get sick just from WATCHING her do it!)
Top Ten Reasons Why DIC Is Now Translating The S and
SuperS Series
10. Guilt.
9. They got bored.
8. All their other shows flopped (literally).
7. So many translators under contract but with nothing to
translate.
6. Yeah, I could just see DIC trying to dub Gundam Wing or
Tenchi Muyo (Gundam Wing is on Toonami now, Tenchi Muyo
is coming this summer, go to Cartoonetwork.com for more info).
5. Us moonies finally got to them.
4. The merchandise was selling better than before.
3. Pioneer was thinking of taking up the project, therefore
destroying their beautiful (not) editing job on the first 2
seasons.
2. Money.
1. The Cartoon Network was sick of the reruns when they
knew that there were 3 other seasons STILL in Japan, so
they beat up the executives at DIC within an inch of their lives
until they agreed to dub the rest.
Top Ten Things Amy Has In Her Room
10. A PC
9. A laptop
8. A Negaverse tracking devise
7. A Serena tracking devise
6. 20 zillion books
5. A Reeny tracking devise
4. Blue hair dye
3. A dart board with Michiru's picture on the bulls-eye
2. A replica of the Silver Crystal (to fake out the Negaverse)
1. 5 pictures of Greg
Top Ten Reasons Why the Guys on Sailor Moon Annoy Us
10. They have HUGE shoulders and pea-sized heads.
9. Their bangs, like, stack up on their foreheads.
8. They are gigantic! (like most animé boys).
7. They all love Serena.
6. They're way lovable. (excluding most villains)
5. They almost never say anything mean about anyone
(excluding villains)
4. They never swear (even in the Japanese version)
3. They are WAY too good to be true.
2. HOT!!! HOT!!! HOT!!!
1. They're not real.
Top Ten Reasons Why Michiru is Better Than Amy
10. Her hair doesn't look like a helmet. (in the animé)
9. She likes to get out a lot more.
8. Her piano skills aren't too shabby.
7. She manages to live with Haruka and Hotaru without going
insane.
6. She's rich.
5. She's famous.
4. She's more naturally smart than book-smart.
3. She's not that bad of a swimmer either.
2. She's got the body of supermodel.
1. She's very caring.
Top Ten Reasons Why Amy is Better Than Michiru
10. She's flawed (which makes me love her as my favorite
character).
9. She is so unbelievably cute!
8. In the manga her hair is a lot better looking than Michiru's.
7. She's the best friend to everybody.
6. She's never selfish...ever.
5. She's stronger (actually consider all that she's done and
been through).
4. Her voice in the Japanese version is like music to the ears
(ok this is officially a corny list)
3. She works VERY hard to reach her goals.
2. She's never quick to judge...ever.
1. Man, you can lose your soul in her eyes!
Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear Serena Say
10. Oh Raye, let us work out our differences with words
instead of fists...
9. I'm so proud of my little girl (Reeny)!
8. I GOT AN A+!!!
7. Never fear, Sailor Moon is here!
6. I LOVE BEING SAILOR MOON!!!
5. Reeny, you're my best friend!
4. Raye, you're my best friend!
3. DIE AMY DIE!!!
2. Darien, I don't like you anymore!
1. DIE DARIEN DIE!!!