Authors Notes: Hi everyone! I figured I'd better get back on top of my lists before I became backlogged with suggestions and had to do another total suggestion part (like part 10). Anywho, after this part I have to get back to the interviews, so enjoy TTL#12!
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Top Tens Lists #12
Top Ten Reasons Why Raye's Always So Angry
10. She never wakes up on the right side of the bed.
9. Everyone's lives revolve around the one thing she hates (T.V.).
8. She goes to a Catholic school even though she's Shinto.
7. She's always going to the hospital for smoke inhalation (from always praying to the Great Fire).
6. Year-round PMS.
5. With all the chores she has, it's not a wonder she can get so cranky!
4. Always staying up until 2 or 3 in the morning praying to the Great Fire.
3. Seeing Chad every day would make me angry too!
2. Phobos and Demos (her two ravens) must've pooped on her at one time or another.
*Authors note: That happened to me at camp. A bird pooped on my arm! ACK!!!*
1. She was just born with an attitude problem.
Top Ten Things Raye Asks The Great Fire
10. Who will I marry?
9. What will become of me?
8. Why can't I have a pony?
7. How can I manipulate Darien into liking me?
6. Which tastes better, margarine or butter?
5. Why wasn't I born the Moon Princess?
4. Why me?
3. Fire, fire, burning tall, whose the fairest of them all?
2. Who am I?
1. What deep, dark secrets does Serena have (for blackmail)?
Top 10 Tuxedo Mask Questions*
10. How many times does he have to lose his memory?
9. Who writes those lame and stunningly poetic (not) phrases that he uses to "save" Sailor Moon every week?
8. Where DOES he get those roses?
7. How come Prince Darien and Moonlight Knight get swords while Tuxedo Mask has to use a wimpy little cane?
6. Why on Earth (or off it for that matter) did he marry Serena and have that annoying Reeny?
5. Why does he only appear for 30 seconds, throws a rose, say some annoying and totally confusing speech, then leave?
4. How come he always has that annoying music whenever he appears?
3. In the future, why is he in a white Tuxedo Mask costume instead of a
Prince Darien-looking costume?
2. How come he always leaves Serena whenever he says he will never do so again?
1. Why does Tuxedo Mask always appear from some place that is high and almost completely impossible to reach? (Light posts, top of buildings, poles...)
*This list was created by Guardian Star.
Top Ten Things That You'll Find In The Crystal Palace*
10) 50 billion hairpins for Neo-Queen Serenity and Reeny.
9) Lots of pictures of Serena and Darien.
8) Reeny's Luna P Ball
7) Loads of pics with Sailor Moon and Tux. Mask, minus Sailor Scouts.
6) Lots of Sailor V mangas
5) Luna and Artemis
4) Diana
3) Reeny
2) King Endymion And Neo Queen Serenity
1) The Silver Crystal
This list was created by Chibi-Chibi-Usa.
Top ten things the Negaverse will Never Say
10. Let's just give up for once.
9. Nega-guys: Do we have to fight her?
8. Let's try attacking some place other than Tokyo!
7. Nega-Guys: *whistle*
6. Could Sailor Moon possibly be that ditzy girl with meatballs on her head and 5 feet long pig tails?
5. Quick, attack them while they're transforming!
4. Let's work together!
3. *Singing* all we are saying...is give peace a chance...
2. I don't wanna fight! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
1. Make love, not war.
Top Ten Reasons You Shouldn't Get Between Raye And Serena Fighting
10. You wouldn't be alive.
9. You'd be going to the hospital after 2.78 seconds.
8. You wouldn't be reading this.
7. Luna tried it once and she never recovered.
6. You wouldn't live through it!
5. Is there a reason you should?
4. One word: Pain
3. Another word: Hospital
2. Trying to break those two up is about as easy like teach a light poll how to sing Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star.
1. How do you think Queen Serenity died?
This list was made up by Mina.
*Top Ten Most Annoying Things About Sailor Moon
1. The female villains spend more time laughing than attacking.
2. The male villains spend more time gloating and being in love than attacking.
3. The fact the Darien doesn't think to compare the funky hair do between his dream princess, Serena and Sailor Moon.
3. How the scouts (including Tuxedo Mask) make corny speeches before they battle.
4. How they waste half the shows exaggerating attacks and transformations.
5. How they almost always state the obvious.
6. How the villains seem to ALWAYS have outfits the go with the topic. I mean NOOO creativity. You got an art class; you got a villain with brushes and paint as weapons. Not to mention a smock as the outfit.
7. How some of the characters sound like they are going through puberty.
8. How Darien deepens his voice when he transforms into Tuxedo Mask. Which furthers the corny effects of his speeches.
9. How Serena usually sounds like she's high off of bug spray.
10. How Raye seems to have endless PMS.
*This one's my favorite! Made up by Diana Blade.
Top Ten Things You Think About After You Watch The Show
10. Why is my life so boring?
9. Why can't I walk to every single place that I need to get to?
8. Why can't I have blue/green/pink/purple/white hair?
7. Why can't I have special powers?
6. I wanna be a Shinto priestess!
5. I'm NEVER having kids.
4. Hmmm...I wonder what it's like to date an older man/younger woman.
3. *Girls* I am woman hear me roar!
2. *Boys* why do I suddenly feel the urge to go out and buy a whole truckload of roses?
1. Man, my life stinks compared to them!
Top Ten Things Serena Would Never Say*
10. I'm going on another diet!
9. I hate boys.
8. I hate the arcade.
7. I'm breaking up with you, Darien!
6. Oh look, another A+ for me!
5. I just LOVE being Sailor Moon!
4. Melvin, will you go out with me?
3. Hmmmm...how about a haircut and a change of hairstyle.
2. Why should I go to the mall and look at cute guys when I could be studying and doing homework?
1. I can't win this fight so I'm giving up.
*This list was made by Blackstream.
Well that's it for this week! If you have any complaints/praise/ideas that you'd like to send me, then please contact me at ejpiette@pconline.com. Please make sure that your suggestions are your own, and not copied from someone else (I've been having a small problem with that lately). Thanks!