Top Tens Lists #9
Top Ten Reasons Why We Should Hate DiC Even More
10. They completely changed all the scripts.
9. Jokes were cut because scenes were cut.
8. With the exception of episode 29, any scenes that appear inside Queen Beryl's crystal ball were put in by DiC.
7. They had Setsuna keep on saying that a requirement to go home was for Rini to find her mom. Wrong! Only to find that dad-blasted crystal!
6. They actually try to make Reeny look dumber than she actually is. An example is episode 64 where they cut out a scene where Reeny beats Serena at chess!
5. Those annoying 8 extra notes that they added to Alan's flute!
4. They dumped Sailor Moon because the wonderful, awesome, great Cartoon Network executives kept on badgering them to dub the S series and they refused. Finally they got so annoyed that they didn't renew their contract to hold the show.
3. They won't pay up. That's why all the voice actors of Darien kept on quitting. And the voice actress for Raye also.
2. They LITEREALLY (and I'm not lying either) cut scenes in the show just so that they could fit in enough time for a "Sailor Says".
1. The North American version of Sailor Moon according to survey (an ACTUAL survey of info on the different countries) shows that it is the most botched up of all the translated (French, German, Cantonese, etc.) series.
Top Ten Reasons Why You Should Never Force Serena To Read Shakespeare
10. She'd badger poor Darien forever
9. Miss Haruna would die of a heart attack
8. Serena would talk in old English for a LONG time
7. She'd badger poor Darien forever
6. Raye would be referred to as "a sail".
5. Reeny would be referred to as Tybalt and would therefore give Serena an excuse to kill her.
4. She'd badger poor Darien forever
3. All her jokes would be old fashioned
2. She'd wanna marry Darien ASAP
1. She'd badger poor Darien forever
Top Ten Reasons Why Reeny Should Stay A Kid
10. She'd get too many boyfriends.
9. Her home would be pink.
8. Hormones flying everywhere, you think about it.
7. Why bother growing up?
6. She'd become too smart for her own good.
5. Poor Peruru would be left in the dust (SuperS movie)
4. The horror!
3. She'd have to quit whining.
2. She'd trip over her hair.
1. Just because.
Top Ten Reasons Why Raye Should Stop Reading Fire
10. It's like a sauna in there!
9. Wouldn't it KILL her eyes after awhile?
8. Wouldn't her knees fall asleep after sitting like that for so long?
7. Those are some pretty tall flames.
6. Think of all the gas she uses up!
5. Wouldn't she die of smoke inhalation?
4. Smoke stains.
3. Think of what she SEES.
2. No smoke alarms in the temple.
1. Think about it, PAPER WALLS.
Top Ten Reasons Why Darien Could Never Be Real
10. He hasn't taken advantage of Serena yet.
9. He's tall.
8. He pays a lot of attention to his grades.
7. He's nice to everyone.
6. He's loyal to Serena.
5. He doesn't talk bad about anyone ever.
4. He has perfect grammar.
3. He reads a lot.
2. He trusts Serena more than most boys trust their own girlfriends.
1. He's very committed to destiny.
Top Ten Reasons Why We Hate Moonlight Knight
10. He's annoying.
9. He doesn't make any sense!
8. The rose thing. It's ALWAYS the rose thing!
7. He's an Aladdin wannabe.
6. He has a way cool sword just like Haruka's and yet he NEVER uses it!
5. Ok, what's with the turban?
4. He does NOTHING to help the scouts in battle except annoy the enemy.
3. Everyone thinks he's such a hunk.
2. He's there to fill dead dialogue space.
1. HE'S JUST PLAIN ANNOYING!!!
Top Ten Things Haruka Would Never Be Caught Dead In
10. Lipstick
9. Body glitter
8. A pink hat
7. Pink hair
6. Pink shoes
5. Pink nail polish
4. Anything pink
3. Long hair
2. A bikini
1. A mini-skirt
Top Ten Reasons Why To Never Show Austin Powers To Chad
10. He'll ask Raye if she wants to "shag"
9. Everything is "shagadellick"
8. His response for anything is "Yeah baby yeah!"
7. He'll quit brushing his teeth.
6. He'll wear British flag underwear.
5. He'll start to wonder if Grandpa is Mini-Me in disguise.
4. He'll get a hair cut (actually that would be a good thing).
3. He'll walk around in freakish clothes.
2. He'll call up the most popular radio station in Japan and request the song American Woman.
1. He'll assume that all girls are "fembots"