Things You'll Never Hear The Scouts Say
3 of these were made up by my friend Sailor Ash, 8 of these were made up by my friend Michiru, 1 of these was made up by Jigglypuffgirl, 1 of these was made up by DynamicAura, and 10 of these were made up by Sailor Serenity. Have any that you'd like to submit? Send them to me! I always add ideas.
Serena

-I'm not hungry right now.
-I hate donuts!
-My nickname is Meatball Head.
-My nickname is Odango Atama (Dumpling Head in Japanese).
-I got an A+ on my final!
-I'm bored of doing my hair the same old way everyday.
-I'm going home to study.
-Isn't Rini the best?
-Ugh, Darien is so ugly!
-Ugh, Darien is so mean!
-Ugh, Darien is so stupid!
-I'm running a 5K next week.
-I don't like video games.
-Isn't Rini so cute?
-I love being a scout!
-I love being leader!
-I'm so glad I'm a princess!
-I decided that I don't wanna be a bride when I grow up.
-Look Amy, I got a better grade than you!
-I hate ordangos.
-I'm dyeing my hair blue!
-Hey Amy ya wanna study? So what they can go shoping without me!
-Darien, I hate you and im going out with Seth!
-When I grow up I wanna open a cafe and be a cook.
-I wanna new cat! I hate Luna.
-Hey Venus can we switch cats?
-Can I be Venus now? What? Just because I gotta be Sailor Moon and Princess
Serenity, I can't?!
-Luna Pen Power! Tranform me into Darien
-Luna Pen Power! Tranform me into...Uh....
Amy

-I flunked a test.
-Sorry I'm late.
-I saw a way cute guy on the way over here.
-Isn't Andrew hot?
-Isn't Darien hot?
-Isn't Greg hot?
-I'm so popular!
-I hate reading!
-I don't wanna be a doctor.
-School is for nerds!
-I'm playing hookie today.
-I love video games!
-I love mangas!
-I don't wanna be a Sailor Scout anymore.
-Computers stink!
-I love getting love letters!
-Oh yeah, I dyed my hair this morning.
-I don't wanna have a family when I grow up.
-Shut up Luna.
-Haruka is a wimp.
-Talk to the elbow. It's not worth the extention.
-@#$%!!!
-I LOVE GREG!!!
-I LOVE TAIKI!!!
-Serena is my hero and I want to be just like her!
-Hey Raye, can you teach me to do fire reading?
-I hate computers, they're evil.
-Oh WOW! I got the same grade as Serena, this is great!
Raye

-I don't feel like meditating today.
-I'm scared of fire!
-I love you Chad!
-Darien bites!
-Isn't Serena so cool?
-I quit karate.
-Grandpa, I got you a Playboy Magazine!
-I can't read Japanese.
-I hate video games.
-I just LOVE T.V.!
-Sure I'll loan you all my mangas for a month Serena!
-Shut up Amy!
-Need any help Amy?
-Lita is such a wus!
-Isn't Serena so pretty?
-Aren't the Negaverse Generals so cute?
-I don't wanna be leader.
-I hate singing!
-I wanna dye my hair blonde!
-Isn't Rini so cute?
-Isn't Rini so great?
-Isn't Grandpa the best?
-GOING OUT OF BUSINESS CHARM SALE!!!
-Hey Serena, let's have a slumber party!
Lita

-I hate boys!
-That guy looks nothing like my old boyfriend!
-I love Freddie so much!
-I love Ken so much!
-I hate video games!
-Haruka is such an idiot!
-I've given up fighting.
-I'm scared of lightning!
-I got an A+ on my final!
-I hate green!
-I hate Serena!
-My anger is due to my year-round P.M.S.
-Andrew is so ugly!
-When's Rita (Andrew's girlfriend) coming back from Africa?
-Tuxedo Mask is so dumb!
-I hate cooking!
-My apartment is such a mess! I haven't cleaned it in 2 weeks!
-I just got my pilot's license!
-Now let's resolve our differences with words, not fists.
-English is a sinch!
-Shut up Luna!
-I quit karate.
-Darien is such a hottie!
-I hate cherry pie!
-When I grow up, I wanna be an airlines stewardess!
-I love Radioactive Jell-O. It's my favorite!
Mina

-Enough talking, let's study!
-I'm a computer expert!
-Darien is such a hottie!
-Guys stink.
-I don't wanna be a model anymore.
-Tryouts? Big deal.
-I just love exams!
-Shut up Amy!
-Look at me! I'm ditzier than Serena!
-Artemis is such a great cat!
-I decided to be early today!
-Don't call me Sailor V!
-I like England better than Japan.
-Haruka and Michiru are so stupid!
-I'm on a diet.
-I'm a vegitarian.
-I want a pet dog!
-My favorite color is actually black!
-Did you know that Aphrodite was the Greek version of Venus?
-I don't feel attractive.
Rini

-I hate Darien!
-Serena is my idol!
-I hate my name!
-My name is Rini, not Chibi-Usa (Small-Lady)!
-I dye my hair pink!
-Where's that hottie Pegesus?
-Where's that hottie Peruru?
-Pink blows!
-I AM NOT CUTE!!!
-Oops, lost the Silver Crystal!
-Amy is such a nerd!
-Don't mind her (Raye), she has year-round PMS.
-Hotaru dear, stop getting kidnapped.
-I JUST LOVE THE TELETUBBIES!!!
-My power is so weak!
-Yup, that's my mom! Isn't she the greatest?
-Serena makes the best cookies!
-Oops, lost Luna P.
-...
-Mrs. Tsukino (Serena's mom) you are so mean!
-I wanna leave my hair down today!
-I'm tired.
-I'm bored.
-I'm sore.
-I'm not in the mood.
-Go away.
-Your way is better.
Darien

-Destiny bites the big one.
-I remember my past!
-I left my motorcycle at the Impound Lot.
-I've decided to quit school!
-I love Amy!
-I love Raye!
-I love Andrew!
-I am not Tuxedo Mask!
-I feel so worthless.
-Serena's too young for me.
-I hate poetry.
-I hate reading.
-I listen to Rap now.
-I got a job as a cab driver today!
-I love those FOX specials, especially  "The Worlds Deadliest Car Crashes"!
-I dumped Serena for someone my age.
-Who is Tuxedo Mask?
-I remember who I am!
-Rini, you are so annoying!
-So what if I get kidnapped by the Negaverse every 10 seconds?
-Ya know what.. I wanna be a race car driver cuz its soooo dangerous
Setsuna

-You can't travel through time.
-Anybody wanna know their future?
-JOY RIDE IN THE TIME WARP!!!
-Travel through time! Only 10 dollars!
-Oops, lost my time key.
-Oops, lost Rini in the time warp.
-What's the Negaverse?
-I'm so popular!
-GREEN HAIR ROCKS!!!
-My hair is a result of too much time in the 90's.
-I love Rap!
-So I got a DWI last night, big deal!
-Why am I getting sued by MADD? (refer to above statement)
-Ha! You can't hurt me! I'm a Sailor Scout!
-I am immortal and you're not!
-I've died more times than you!
-I'm so tall!
-Time to snoop around in the future!
-Darien is soooooo hot!
-Forbidden? HA!!! I laugh at the word!
-Rules shmules.
-Haruka is so hot!
-Lets do the time warp again!
--Who the heck is Small Lady? And why does this little pink haired freak keep
calling me?!
Haruka

-I hate Michiru!
-I'm going out with Darien!
-Lita is stronger than me.
-I admit defeat.
-I hate racing cars.
-I bought myself a new dress!
-I'm growing out my hair!
-Busted my piano when I was tuning it yesterday.
-Oops.
-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
-I just love Elevator music!
-Classical music bites!
-Who is Mozart?
-Who is Beethoven and what did she do?
-Darn, I wish I hadn't blown up my school!
-I aced my final!
-I'm dying my hair pink!
-From this moment on, I shall be more feminine.
-Do you like my new perfume?
-I shaved my legs!
-I love romatic movies!
-I love to read!
-Let's resolve our differences with words, not fists.
-Michiru, I'm going out to buy myself some new dresses. I'll be out
for a couple of hours.
-Seiya rocks!
-Didn't you hear? I'm dumping Michiru for Sailor Star Fighter!
-I hate flirting with Usagi.
-Mission?  What mission?  Come on Michiru, let's get of here. We don't really need those dumb pure heart crystals.
Michiru

-Haruka is so ugly!
-Haruka is so queer!
-Oh yeah, I dyed it (my hair) this morning!
-I've decided that sea cucumbers are cool!
-I got so mad yesterday that I smashed my violin against the wall.
-Haruka and I decided to quit music!
-I smashed my violin against Haruka's piano.
-I am soooo sexy!
-WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
-Amy, eat your heart out.
-Shut up Luna!
-Serena is so lazy!
-I have a crush on Darien.
-I have a crush on Andrew.
-I'm a boy.
-HEY MERCURY!!! MY POWERS ARE BETTER THAN YOURS!!!
-I don't wanna share my element!
-I'm prettier.
-School stinks!
-I flunked a test.
-Sorry I'm late!
-I dumped Haruka.
-@#$%!!!
-I hate flirting with Mamoru, he's such a bum.
-Seiya's the biggest player I've ever met.  I hate him soooo much!
Hotaru

-Why use lamps when we can use candles?
-So what if I'm a shrimp?
-I'm 10.
-I love Rini.
-I love Darien.
-Pokemon!
-Haruka and Michiru scare me.
-I'm 22.
-So what of I can blow up the world?
-Heal yourself!
-THIS GLAIVE SO TOTALLY ROCKS!!!
-I'm strong and you're not!
-So I get kidnapped by the Negaverse every 10 seconds. Big deal.
-I'm cuter than Rini!
-I could care less.
-I stole Luna P.
-I stole the Silver Crystal.
-Oops, I died again.
-Let me see your new invention dad!
- I Just Love Cows! They are my most favorite animal in the world!
-Dad, what's up with your eye?
Taiki

-I like being a girl better.
-Amy is soooo sexy!
-I'm sooooo sexy!
-I know I'm a hottie.
-I love Lita.
-I sing because I like it.
-I love being transsexual!
-What happens when I do this?
-I flunked a test.
-I'm dating Amy.
-I'm Darien in disguise.
-I love to listen to Heavy Metal.
-I play the spoons!
     -Where'd my Playboy Magazine go?
-So many fans, so little time.
-Why was I cursed with this talent?
-Does this suit make me look fat?
-MAKEOVER!!!
Seiya

-Serena is so ugly!
-Serena is so stupid!
-I don't wanna be with Sailor Moon!
-Come on Darien, ask her to marry you now!

-I'm afraid to sweat!
-Icky bugs!
-American football blows!
-I think I'll cut my hair.
-I think I'll shave my head.
-I despise singing!
-I love being transsexual!
-Mina is so hot!
-I'm so hot!
-Who wants to transform? I do!
-Oh yes, I'm so famous.
-Singing is a curse.
-Princess Fireball? Who is she?
-Princess Fireball? Man she is one hot babe!
-DIE PRINCESS FIREBALL DIE!!!
-Haruka's my best friend!
-And you know what else? I think Haruka's the best ever!
Yaten

-I hate to read!
-Literature stinks!
-I'm such a hottie!
-I wanna be lead vocal!
-Aren't the outer scouts just such pleasant people?
-Hi Hotaru! How are ya?
-Hello Michiru! How are you?
-Yo Haruka! S'up?
-Hi Setsuna! How are ya?
-I'm dead sexy.
-Girls girls girls!
-Boys boys boys!
-I love being transsexual!
Luna

-Artemis is a hunk!
-Darien is ugly!
-Serena, I think it's time we thought about dumping Darien.
-He is too old!
-Give me that Silver Crystal!
-I work for the Negaverse!
-You work for the Negaverse!
-I am one sexy cat.
-Where's my Cat-Nip?
-Shall I kill you swiftly or let you suffer slowly?
-I am a black cat! Fear me!
-I'm Artemis.
-I'm Diana.
-Amy stick a cork in it!
-*Bite bite*
-*Scratch scratch*
-I am a lion!
-I am woman!
-May the force be with you!
-Yes I am the boss of you!
-Rules? What rules?
-I don't care.
-Talk to the paw, the ears ain't listening.
-PREPARE TO DIE!!!
-I don't know!
Artemis

-Luna is sooo hot!
-I'm soooo hot!
-Uh, Luna, I don't know how to tell you this but Diana isn't "our" child.
-I sleep in Mina's bed every night!
-Um, Luna, I don't know how to tell you this but Mina just had me neutered.
-I AM NOT SPAYED!!!
-Oops.
-Nobody cares about the Silver Crystal.
-I'm actually a black cat in disguise.
-I'm an albino!
-I'm Luna.
-I work for the Negaverse!
-I'm Malachite in disguise!
-Four legs are better than two!
-Give me that Silver Crystal!
-DIE SAILOR MOON DIE!!!
-DIE SAILOR VENUS DIE!!!
-I'm a Sailor Scout.
-I'm dead.
-Mina, um, I don't know how to tell you this but you're the REAL Moon Princess.
Diana

-I am not cute!
-Remember Rini, $50 a day for me to pretend to be your cat.
-I'm Luna P.
-I'm actually a street cat who managed to fool everyone.
-Mommy I have to go potty!
-Daddy I have to go potty!
-I'm actually 3000 years old.
-I'm actually 1 year old.
-I'm fluent in English.
-I'm fluent in Spanish.
-I don't know Japanese.
-CATS RULE!!!
-Whose Sailor Moon?
-I'm cuter than Rini!
-I'm a boy!
-I'm undecided!