| Things You'll Never Hear The Scouts Say | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3 of these were made up by my friend Sailor Ash, 8 of these were made up by my friend Michiru, 1 of these was made up by Jigglypuffgirl, 1 of these was made up by DynamicAura, and 10 of these were made up by Sailor Serenity. Have any that you'd like to submit? Send them to me! I always add ideas. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Serena -I'm not hungry right now. -I hate donuts! -My nickname is Meatball Head. -My nickname is Odango Atama (Dumpling Head in Japanese). -I got an A+ on my final! -I'm bored of doing my hair the same old way everyday. -I'm going home to study. -Isn't Rini the best? -Ugh, Darien is so ugly! -Ugh, Darien is so mean! -Ugh, Darien is so stupid! -I'm running a 5K next week. -I don't like video games. -Isn't Rini so cute? -I love being a scout! -I love being leader! -I'm so glad I'm a princess! -I decided that I don't wanna be a bride when I grow up. -Look Amy, I got a better grade than you! -I hate ordangos. -I'm dyeing my hair blue! -Hey Amy ya wanna study? So what they can go shoping without me! -Darien, I hate you and im going out with Seth! -When I grow up I wanna open a cafe and be a cook. -I wanna new cat! I hate Luna. -Hey Venus can we switch cats? -Can I be Venus now? What? Just because I gotta be Sailor Moon and Princess Serenity, I can't?! -Luna Pen Power! Tranform me into Darien -Luna Pen Power! Tranform me into...Uh.... |
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| Amy -I flunked a test. -Sorry I'm late. -I saw a way cute guy on the way over here. -Isn't Andrew hot? -Isn't Darien hot? -Isn't Greg hot? -I'm so popular! -I hate reading! -I don't wanna be a doctor. -School is for nerds! -I'm playing hookie today. -I love video games! -I love mangas! -I don't wanna be a Sailor Scout anymore. -Computers stink! -I love getting love letters! -Oh yeah, I dyed my hair this morning. -I don't wanna have a family when I grow up. -Shut up Luna. -Haruka is a wimp. -Talk to the elbow. It's not worth the extention. -@#$%!!! -I LOVE GREG!!! -I LOVE TAIKI!!! -Serena is my hero and I want to be just like her! -Hey Raye, can you teach me to do fire reading? -I hate computers, they're evil. -Oh WOW! I got the same grade as Serena, this is great! |
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| Raye -I don't feel like meditating today. -I'm scared of fire! -I love you Chad! -Darien bites! -Isn't Serena so cool? -I quit karate. -Grandpa, I got you a Playboy Magazine! -I can't read Japanese. -I hate video games. -I just LOVE T.V.! -Sure I'll loan you all my mangas for a month Serena! -Shut up Amy! -Need any help Amy? -Lita is such a wus! -Isn't Serena so pretty? -Aren't the Negaverse Generals so cute? -I don't wanna be leader. -I hate singing! -I wanna dye my hair blonde! -Isn't Rini so cute? -Isn't Rini so great? -Isn't Grandpa the best? -GOING OUT OF BUSINESS CHARM SALE!!! -Hey Serena, let's have a slumber party! |
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| Lita -I hate boys! -That guy looks nothing like my old boyfriend! -I love Freddie so much! -I love Ken so much! -I hate video games! -Haruka is such an idiot! -I've given up fighting. -I'm scared of lightning! -I got an A+ on my final! -I hate green! -I hate Serena! -My anger is due to my year-round P.M.S. -Andrew is so ugly! -When's Rita (Andrew's girlfriend) coming back from Africa? -Tuxedo Mask is so dumb! -I hate cooking! -My apartment is such a mess! I haven't cleaned it in 2 weeks! -I just got my pilot's license! -Now let's resolve our differences with words, not fists. -English is a sinch! -Shut up Luna! -I quit karate. -Darien is such a hottie! -I hate cherry pie! -When I grow up, I wanna be an airlines stewardess! -I love Radioactive Jell-O. It's my favorite! |
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| Mina -Enough talking, let's study! -I'm a computer expert! -Darien is such a hottie! -Guys stink. -I don't wanna be a model anymore. -Tryouts? Big deal. -I just love exams! -Shut up Amy! -Look at me! I'm ditzier than Serena! -Artemis is such a great cat! -I decided to be early today! -Don't call me Sailor V! -I like England better than Japan. -Haruka and Michiru are so stupid! -I'm on a diet. -I'm a vegitarian. -I want a pet dog! -My favorite color is actually black! -Did you know that Aphrodite was the Greek version of Venus? -I don't feel attractive. |
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| Rini -I hate Darien! -Serena is my idol! -I hate my name! -My name is Rini, not Chibi-Usa (Small-Lady)! -I dye my hair pink! -Where's that hottie Pegesus? -Where's that hottie Peruru? -Pink blows! -I AM NOT CUTE!!! -Oops, lost the Silver Crystal! -Amy is such a nerd! -Don't mind her (Raye), she has year-round PMS. -Hotaru dear, stop getting kidnapped. -I JUST LOVE THE TELETUBBIES!!! -My power is so weak! -Yup, that's my mom! Isn't she the greatest? -Serena makes the best cookies! -Oops, lost Luna P. -... -Mrs. Tsukino (Serena's mom) you are so mean! -I wanna leave my hair down today! -I'm tired. -I'm bored. -I'm sore. -I'm not in the mood. -Go away. -Your way is better. |
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| Darien -Destiny bites the big one. -I remember my past! -I left my motorcycle at the Impound Lot. -I've decided to quit school! -I love Amy! -I love Raye! -I love Andrew! -I am not Tuxedo Mask! -I feel so worthless. -Serena's too young for me. -I hate poetry. -I hate reading. -I listen to Rap now. -I got a job as a cab driver today! -I love those FOX specials, especially "The Worlds Deadliest Car Crashes"! -I dumped Serena for someone my age. -Who is Tuxedo Mask? -I remember who I am! -Rini, you are so annoying! -So what if I get kidnapped by the Negaverse every 10 seconds? -Ya know what.. I wanna be a race car driver cuz its soooo dangerous |
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| Setsuna -You can't travel through time. -Anybody wanna know their future? -JOY RIDE IN THE TIME WARP!!! -Travel through time! Only 10 dollars! -Oops, lost my time key. -Oops, lost Rini in the time warp. -What's the Negaverse? -I'm so popular! -GREEN HAIR ROCKS!!! -My hair is a result of too much time in the 90's. -I love Rap! -So I got a DWI last night, big deal! -Why am I getting sued by MADD? (refer to above statement) -Ha! You can't hurt me! I'm a Sailor Scout! -I am immortal and you're not! -I've died more times than you! -I'm so tall! -Time to snoop around in the future! -Darien is soooooo hot! -Forbidden? HA!!! I laugh at the word! -Rules shmules. -Haruka is so hot! -Lets do the time warp again! --Who the heck is Small Lady? And why does this little pink haired freak keep calling me?! |
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| Haruka -I hate Michiru! -I'm going out with Darien! -Lita is stronger than me. -I admit defeat. -I hate racing cars. -I bought myself a new dress! -I'm growing out my hair! -Busted my piano when I was tuning it yesterday. -Oops. -WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! -I just love Elevator music! -Classical music bites! -Who is Mozart? -Who is Beethoven and what did she do? -Darn, I wish I hadn't blown up my school! -I aced my final! -I'm dying my hair pink! -From this moment on, I shall be more feminine. -Do you like my new perfume? -I shaved my legs! -I love romatic movies! -I love to read! -Let's resolve our differences with words, not fists. -Michiru, I'm going out to buy myself some new dresses. I'll be out for a couple of hours. -Seiya rocks! -Didn't you hear? I'm dumping Michiru for Sailor Star Fighter! -I hate flirting with Usagi. -Mission? What mission? Come on Michiru, let's get of here. We don't really need those dumb pure heart crystals. |
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| Michiru -Haruka is so ugly! -Haruka is so queer! -Oh yeah, I dyed it (my hair) this morning! -I've decided that sea cucumbers are cool! -I got so mad yesterday that I smashed my violin against the wall. -Haruka and I decided to quit music! -I smashed my violin against Haruka's piano. -I am soooo sexy! -WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! -Amy, eat your heart out. -Shut up Luna! -Serena is so lazy! -I have a crush on Darien. -I have a crush on Andrew. -I'm a boy. -HEY MERCURY!!! MY POWERS ARE BETTER THAN YOURS!!! -I don't wanna share my element! -I'm prettier. -School stinks! -I flunked a test. -Sorry I'm late! -I dumped Haruka. -@#$%!!! -I hate flirting with Mamoru, he's such a bum. -Seiya's the biggest player I've ever met. I hate him soooo much! |
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| Hotaru -Why use lamps when we can use candles? -So what if I'm a shrimp? -I'm 10. -I love Rini. -I love Darien. -Pokemon! -Haruka and Michiru scare me. -I'm 22. -So what of I can blow up the world? -Heal yourself! -THIS GLAIVE SO TOTALLY ROCKS!!! -I'm strong and you're not! -So I get kidnapped by the Negaverse every 10 seconds. Big deal. -I'm cuter than Rini! -I could care less. -I stole Luna P. -I stole the Silver Crystal. -Oops, I died again. -Let me see your new invention dad! - I Just Love Cows! They are my most favorite animal in the world! -Dad, what's up with your eye? |
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| Taiki -I like being a girl better. -Amy is soooo sexy! -I'm sooooo sexy! -I know I'm a hottie. -I love Lita. -I sing because I like it. -I love being transsexual! -What happens when I do this? -I flunked a test. -I'm dating Amy. -I'm Darien in disguise. -I love to listen to Heavy Metal. -I play the spoons! -Where'd my Playboy Magazine go? -So many fans, so little time. -Why was I cursed with this talent? -Does this suit make me look fat? -MAKEOVER!!! |
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| Seiya -Serena is so ugly! -Serena is so stupid! -I don't wanna be with Sailor Moon! -Come on Darien, ask her to marry you now! -I'm afraid to sweat! -Icky bugs! -American football blows! -I think I'll cut my hair. -I think I'll shave my head. -I despise singing! -I love being transsexual! -Mina is so hot! -I'm so hot! -Who wants to transform? I do! -Oh yes, I'm so famous. -Singing is a curse. -Princess Fireball? Who is she? -Princess Fireball? Man she is one hot babe! -DIE PRINCESS FIREBALL DIE!!! -Haruka's my best friend! -And you know what else? I think Haruka's the best ever! |
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| Yaten -I hate to read! -Literature stinks! -I'm such a hottie! -I wanna be lead vocal! -Aren't the outer scouts just such pleasant people? -Hi Hotaru! How are ya? -Hello Michiru! How are you? -Yo Haruka! S'up? -Hi Setsuna! How are ya? -I'm dead sexy. -Girls girls girls! -Boys boys boys! -I love being transsexual! |
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| Luna -Artemis is a hunk! -Darien is ugly! -Serena, I think it's time we thought about dumping Darien. -He is too old! -Give me that Silver Crystal! -I work for the Negaverse! -You work for the Negaverse! -I am one sexy cat. -Where's my Cat-Nip? -Shall I kill you swiftly or let you suffer slowly? -I am a black cat! Fear me! -I'm Artemis. -I'm Diana. -Amy stick a cork in it! -*Bite bite* -*Scratch scratch* -I am a lion! -I am woman! -May the force be with you! -Yes I am the boss of you! -Rules? What rules? -I don't care. -Talk to the paw, the ears ain't listening. -PREPARE TO DIE!!! -I don't know! |
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| Artemis -Luna is sooo hot! -I'm soooo hot! -Uh, Luna, I don't know how to tell you this but Diana isn't "our" child. -I sleep in Mina's bed every night! -Um, Luna, I don't know how to tell you this but Mina just had me neutered. -I AM NOT SPAYED!!! -Oops. -Nobody cares about the Silver Crystal. -I'm actually a black cat in disguise. -I'm an albino! -I'm Luna. -I work for the Negaverse! -I'm Malachite in disguise! -Four legs are better than two! -Give me that Silver Crystal! -DIE SAILOR MOON DIE!!! -DIE SAILOR VENUS DIE!!! -I'm a Sailor Scout. -I'm dead. -Mina, um, I don't know how to tell you this but you're the REAL Moon Princess. |
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| Diana -I am not cute! -Remember Rini, $50 a day for me to pretend to be your cat. -I'm Luna P. -I'm actually a street cat who managed to fool everyone. -Mommy I have to go potty! -Daddy I have to go potty! -I'm actually 3000 years old. -I'm actually 1 year old. -I'm fluent in English. -I'm fluent in Spanish. -I don't know Japanese. -CATS RULE!!! -Whose Sailor Moon? -I'm cuter than Rini! -I'm a boy! -I'm undecided! |
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